Perfect Irony…

Antarctica Icebound Ship

Sorry but I am going to tell it like it is and if you don’t like it, go somewhere else. An idiot is an idiot and just because the idiots are egg head scientist, does not make them free of someone speaking the truth about them…

A bunch of scientist trying to prove global warming took a trip aboard the Russian research icebreaker called the Akademik Shokalsky. These scientist wanted to measure how thin the ice is and how much is melting due to “Global Warming!” Now that is all fine and dandy except the ice is growing and has been growing for the last 5 years in the Arctic and Antarctic and with all the icebreakers stuck every year, you would think that someone smart as these guys would understand that global warming is a farce…

(Oh please tell me that global warming is real and Al Gore never profited from it along with the governments trying to profit, all over the world!)

So the story goes like this: These intelligent scientist got on board a Russian icebreaker and got stuck. Due to what was told to them already, “The ice is really bad down South!” Then once stuck, a Chinese icebreaker got near them and removed the scientist. The men who sail the Russian icebreaker stayed aboard, as that is their home and they can last easily until the summer thaw. The scientist having been made fools of, ran away and had no desire to live all winter on a Russian icebreaker (To measure the ice all winter. They already found out what they needed to know. The ice is getting thicker by the day!). Then after the Chinese icebreaker saved the scientist, that started all this in the first place, the Chinese icebreaker is now stuck in the ice and not able to get out. All because of these intelligent scientist, who ignored all the warnings and wanted to go on a joy ride to prove Global Warming is real and they found out that what is really real, is ice many feet thick…

I think that the scientist should be made to stay and enjoy winter in the ice, but I realized that the crew members of the icebreakers would most likely kill them to shut them up. As the scientist would whine and cry all day and night about being stuck in the ice that they were to measure in the first place. So it is better to get them home to their families and their families can put up with them…

Do the scientist have to pay the millions of dollars in rescue fees? They should…

The scientist are now safe aboard the icebreaker Aurora Australis! This ship was able to keep free of the ice that is expanding at a fast pace and is sailing to safe waters with the scientist. The only issue is that the Chinese icebreaker has food for only a few weeks and that puts them in a worse position than the Russian icebreaker. The Russian icebreaker knew the area and went with provisions and fuel for the duration…

Another touch of irony is: The mission of what the scientist went for has been changed to protect the innocent and now they claim that they were there to celebrate the 100th anniversary of an Antarctic journey led by famous Australian explorer Douglas Mawson! Yes I believe that and I know all you people on the edge of your seat worring about the scientist are believing this latest story also…

The truth is out and has been posted, but the main stream news acts like this is all new news and that these special scientist on a special mission with a special mentality level all are heroes and deserve the band treatment when they get home…

I guess the lie sounds better than what they originally told us on this side of the world that they were doing there (global warming proof) and hey, either mission was plain stupid. They got what they deserve, but now men who either said not to go or had to help, are now stuck for a long time, due to trying to prove something that is false. Truthfully the men on these ships are paid to sit there or sail either way…

The two stuck icebreakers will supply help to each other as they are only a few kilometers apart. They say that they do not need farther help and that this is what they do for a living. That my friend is why they even took the scientist in the first place. 52 scientist on a wild goose chase. The icebreaker crews are permanent members of the ships and live there most of their lives. The scientist had no real reason to be there…

I find it interesting that global warming people refuse to look around them. If is is hot, they blame global warming. If it is cold, they blame global warming. If is just right, they blame global warming…

So scientist looking to see the global warming first hand! Get stuck first hand by the growing ice down South…

That is “Perfect Irony…”

Posted by Kyle Keeton
Windows to Russia…

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A survivor of six heart attacks and a brain tumor, a grumpy bear of a man, whom has declared Russia as his new and wonderful home. His wife is a true Russian Sweet Pea of a girl and she puts up with this bear of a guy and keeps him in line. Thank God for my Sweet Pea and Russia.