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OMG and it was a Russian Submarine?

The USA officials who are familiar with reports of the submarine patrolling in the Gulf of Mexico said the vessel was a nuclear-powered Akula-class attack submarine, one of Russia’s quietest submarines. It was in the Gulf of Mexico for almost a month…

Are you scared yet? The Western media wants you to be and I will help them!

Hey – you had an evil Russian Nuke Sub, swimming silently around around like in a goldfish bowl, in the Gulf of Mexico. It is brimmed with nukes and was undetected by the greatest technology in the world. No one knew it was there untill it wagged its tail at the USA and went to terrorize another part of the world…

You should be very scared and hide in your homes…

You should be very scared and spend trillions on weapons of mass destruction…

You should be! OMG run the Russians are coming…

Time to go home, nothing new here…

Kyle Keeton
Windows to Russia…


  1. admin Post author | August 15, 2012

    In June-July, the Akula-class submarine, an attack warship capable of carrying long-range ballistic missiles, travelled in the Gulf of Mexico patrolling the US coast. The US satellites and hydro-acoustic sensors failed to spot it. The US Navy spotted only the submarine’s tail when it was leaving the waters of the Gulf.

    Without breaking international law a Russian nuclear-powered submarine has successfully accomplished its training mission near the coast of the US. The submarine, which is equipped with long-range cruise missiles, shuttled for one month in the Gulf of Mexico without being detected by the US Navy, Washington Free Beacon reports citing unnamed high ranking sources in the Pentagon. The US Navy detected the submarine only when it was leaving the waters of the Gulf.

    Without violating international legislation and the sovereignty of another state the Russian Navy has managed to accomplish several tactical and strategic tasks. First, the crew has completed a successful training mission. Second, the Russian military forces have received data about the routes of the US submarines and ships in the Gulf. Russia has also showed the US that an absolutely flawless security system does not exist, Vladimir Yevseyev, head of the Center of social and political studies, said:

    “This is a good lesson for the US, demonstrating that it should not pursue its foreign policy interests all over the world using force. Other states also have some military potential. If the US pursues its national interests only by means of force a boomerang effect will take place. The US should realize that it is also vulnerable because the anti-missile system is not efficient enough when it comes to cruised missiles, that can fly at low altitudes. Nuclear submarines carry cruise missiles, that cannot be detected using conventional means designed for repelling ballistic missiles attacks. Cruise missiles create a breach in anti-missile defense. They show that an ideal anti-missile system does not exist. This destroys the image of the US’ invincibility, which backs its policy of all permissiveness on the global arena.”

    While Russian military experts are congratulating each other on the successful mission, the US’ inability to spot a submarine aroused concerns in the military circles. So far there have been no official statements from the US authorities and the military. But it is unlikely that the information leak was accidental. By disclosing this information the Pentagon is trying to convince the Congress not to reduce expenditure on military needs, Alexander Kramchikhin, expert with the Institute of political and military studies, says:

    “I don’t doubt that this information was disclosed in connection with the budget. Now significant cuts of the US military budget are under way and this campaign is aimed at preventing budget cuts in the Navy.”

    Akula is a multi-purpose submarine of the Russian Navy, which is distinguished by a high level of stealth. Russia has produced 15 submarines of this class and transferred one of them to India.

  2. Fred Jones August 16, 2012

    This is nothing new but it is a great wake up call! Wake up people!

  3. A.Smith August 16, 2012

    Russian military planners have rightly decided that ballistic missile submarines are an essential part of a nuclear deterrence while minimizing the triad leg of large military jet bombers.

    Submarine launched Boliva ballistic missiles could very quickly swamp continental USA military radar systems with power EMP pulses shutting those down in prelude to sweeping massive waves of silo and mobile based Russian and Chinese ICBM’s some 25 minutes later.

    All surface warships and military aircraft would be destroyed or sunk within a mere 1-3 days of a WW3 global military exchange between USA/UK/Israel vs Russia/China/North Korea.

    Russia’s President Putin rightly placed urgent manufacturing needs for the new huge liquid fuelled silo and submarine based ICBM’s which carry a huge number of MIRV’d warheads plus decoys plus a electronic jamming package to defeat USA’s ABM missiles.

    WW3 will be almost entirely won by the Russian/Chinese nations with the most ICBM’s pounding the living HEL out of USA/UK/Israel who have run out of them. Then following that up by seeding the Jet Stream with massive Russian bioweapons which would coat North America (Canada and USA) from coast to coast making N.America one large dead zone for many decades.

    S-300’s, S-400 and S-500 missiles are far cheaper in costs than USA/UK/Israeli cruise missiles which Russia and China can easily afford 1-1 swaps to eliminate them from striking Russia/China/North Korean targets. Same with USA’s vaunted jet fighters and bombers, 1-1 swaps are far cheaper using those reliable anti-aircraft missiles.

    How many GPS satellites would need to be defeated to take down the GPS net? Russia,China have the capability to do that and Russia certainly has the ability to blanket all of Russia with GPS jamming signals as does China, North Korea.

    With eyewitness’s reporting Satanically evil Zionist Netanyahu pounding his fist on the podium with foam flying from his mouth in frustration of recent defeats of the Israeli/Obama sponsored Syrian terrorists, it’s clear his evil Satanic masters are very unhappy with his quota of child souls and lack of mass deaths and destruction.

    Allegedly when Satanic Masters are unhappy with their puppets their puppets lives are snatched from them. Such would be followed by the applause from 1 Billion citizens on earth.

  4. marge August 16, 2012

    Now we know it is true! We deny that it happened and Russia smiles!

  5. LOL August 16, 2012

    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    and some more to America!

  6. Waylon August 16, 2012


  7. Ralph August 16, 2012

    OMG and we should hide, that way I can get more BBQ and Beer!

  8. Igor August 16, 2012

    Stupid Americans!

  9. Bubba the great! August 16, 2012

    Russia sucks and they can eat me toooooooooooooo!

  10. Mary August 16, 2012

    My dad says that Russian subs are the best and we never have been able to keep an eye on them.

  11. admin Post author | August 16, 2012

    You make me soooooooooooooooooooo proud and please get back on your medications….. Bubba the great……….

  12. admin Post author | August 16, 2012

    Pentagon denied on Thursday media reports that a Russian nuclear powered submarine cruised unnoticed for several weeks in the Gulf of Mexico near the shores of the United States.

    “I don’t know what that information was based on, but it was not correct,” Wendy Snyder, a spokeswoman for the Pentagon, said.

    The Washington Free Beacon reported earlier that Russia’s Akula class nuclear powered submarine (Project 971) freely traveled in June and July in the waters of the Gulf of Mexico undetected by the U.S. Navy.

    A spokesman for the Russian Defense Ministry neither confirmed nor denied media reports on Thursday saying only that all information on the movement of Russian submarines around the world is classified.

    The Akula is the main class of submarines employed by the Russian Navy. It has greater stealth capabilities than earlier models and is capable of carrying long-range ballistic missiles.

  13. Chris August 16, 2012

    Being from NZ I find this interesting. Russia still has the courage to stick it to the US. I like this simply because the US have been knocking us around for a while and often come into our waters when their nuclear vessels are banned

  14. Mohamed Al Hashimi August 16, 2012

    Spirit to renew respect toward Russia.

  15. WWIII August 16, 2012

    Collapsing Western power see this as only viable option for face saving for their misdeeds.

  16. Ricky August 16, 2012

    I completely agree that 1) This is not news, 2) It’s not illegal or even war-like to monitor your potential enemies military activity (the US does the exact same thing) in international waters (remember the USS Pueblo? North Korea does)!, 3) Does anyone really believe that the Pentagon would actually publically release information regarding their ability to monitor sub-traffic …or other capabilities?, and 4) The politician cited in the “news” article is attempting to aid his (military-industrial complex) “campaign supporters” through typical Republican fear mongering rhetoric. Texas has THE MOST defence industry employees than any other State…and he’s fighting for jobs. At least, that’s going to be his public fallback position when this article makes the mainstream press.

    You are right to satirize this.

  17. Jonny Be Good August 16, 2012

    This was a clear message not to attack iran when we can’t even protect or own back door, do all of you think we are just going to walk all over iran and not pay the unexspected price ,…..? if you think so you have just joined the rest of the misslead johnny rebbs and jarheads out there who have been brain washed.

  18. Huh August 16, 2012

    This is not news. Russian subs and planes are always in American and european waters. As our subs are close to Russian coast. Russia is no threat to the USA. And the USA is no threat to Russia.

  19. Patriot of Truth from America! August 16, 2012


    It is great!

  20. Bernice August 17, 2012

    I would like to say that today it hit me also that two of our big businesses in our town have disappeared. One went to China and the other to Russia. What to know something sad? We trained them (Russians and Chinese) before they took the businesses. We had no choice because it was all the paying jobs of our town. America is wasted and going down hill fast!

  21. American Patriot August 17, 2012

    Time to blow Russia off the ******* map and do it now! Die you commie asses.

  22. admin Post author | August 17, 2012

    Medication time…

  23. Stupid Americans August 17, 2012

    But wait, the U.S believes the Russians do not have invisible submarines!!!! Russia is a light years ahead of than loudmouths who ate threatening peoples and nations everyday including Russia.

  24. Mary August 17, 2012

    Next time a Russian sub is not far from the US coast, it should fire thousands and thousands of Made in China Teddy Bears bearing the inscription “The BRICS are coming” LOL. There goes the myth of the sci-fi American weapons, radar and their alleged invincibility, another proof that all the billions of $$$$ paid in taxes till the last cent of a dollar by the American Tax Payer go to finance fat, hairy and smelly terrorists in Syria instead of being spent where the money is needed: in the crumbling Zionist-dominated US of America.

  25. Ivan August 17, 2012

    America should have fear and they will know fear if they do not stop trying to hurt the world.

  26. Tony@ Flower and Plants August 18, 2012

    Ola! Windowstorussia,
    Interesting Thoughts, Not long ago, an acquaintance told me that her husband in the Navy had served this country well, and that our US Naval Officers were quite qualified and disciplined, to such a degree in fact, that a captain of a ship for instance knew how to operate every single system on the vessel. That may sound like an exaggeration, but I assure you it’s not, she’s right, and officers in the US Navy don’t become officers overnight!

  27. Super Cool American Patriot August 23, 2012

    Shut the ***^ up you sick piece of trash Russian lover. Go to hell and sit on a razor blade! Faggot sick ******! I look forward to the day that I stick my foot up your ass!

  28. Frank August 29, 2012

    Politicians are scared of Russia!

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