In Russia it is said that chickens are milked, and cows carry eggs. (A mockery of those who believe ridiculous rumors.)

Putin is thinking about bananas!


“Does anyone seriously think that Russia can somehow influence the choice of the American people?” Putin wondered during a meeting of the Valdai Discussion Club in Sochi on Thursday.

“Is America some sort of a banana republic?” he asked rhetorically. “America is a great state. Correct me, please, if I’m wrong.”

ba·nan·a re·pub·lic – Banana Republic!

noun – derogatory
A small nation, especially (but not limited to) in Central America, dependent on one crop or the influx of foreign capital…

Hey, “influx of foreign capital,” I see something important in that definition!

No Putin, you are not wrong and you phrased it perfectly…



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A survivor of six heart attacks and a brain tumor, a grumpy bear of a man, whom has declared Russia as his new and wonderful home. His wife is Russian and she puts up with this bear of a man and keeps him in line...

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