Stories from Soviet Childhood: Cucumbers!

Hello,

Today we continue to read stories for kids what were written by Nikolay Nosov. These stories were published first in the magazine for children “Murzilka”. Then many of them make up the foundation of the Nosov’s first collection Rat-tat-tat (Тук-тук-тук), 1945.

CUCUMBERS
Once Pavlik took Kotka fishing with him (Pavlik and Kotka – names of the boys). But they had no luck that day: the fish simply wouldn’t bite, so they went home. On the way, they climbed over the fence into the collective-farm vegetable garden and filled their pockets with cucumbers. The watchman saw them and blew his whistle, but they ran away. Pavlik was afraid he would get into trouble for picking vegetables from the collective-farm plot, so he gave all his cucumbers to Kotka.Kotka came running home all excited. “Mummy, see what a lot of cucumbers I’ve brought you.”
His pockets were full of cucumbers, he had cucumbers inside his shirt and a large cucumber in each hand.”Where did you get them from?” asked his mother sternly.
“The vegetable plot.”
“What vegetable plot?”
“The collective-farm plot down by the river.”

“Who allowed you to take them?”
“Nobody. I picked them-myself.”
“You stole them, you mean?”
“I didn’t steal them, I just took them. Pavlik took some, so I took some too.”

Kotka started pulling the cucumbers out of his pockets.
“Wait a minute,” said his mother. “Don’t empty your pockets yet.”
“But why?”
“Because you are going to take them back at once.”

“Oh, but I can’t take them back. They grew on the vegetable bed and I picked them. They won’t grow any more just the same.”
“Never mind, you’ll take them and put them back where you got them from.”
“I’ll throw them away.”
“No, you won’t. You didn’t plant them and take care of them, so you have no right to throw them away.”

Kotka began to cry. “There’s an old man there, a watchman. He whistled at us and we ran away.”
“Now, you see how naughty you are. Suppose he caught you?”
“He couldn’t catch us. He’s an old man.”

“You ought to be ashamed of yourself,” said his mother. “That old man is responsible for the cucumbers. When they find out at the farm that all those cucumbers have gone, they will blame the old man. Is that nice?”

Mother stuck the cucumbers back into Kotka’s, pockets and Kotka wept loudly and protested:
“I shan’t go. The old man has a gun. He’ll shoot me.”!
“It would serve you right if he did. I don’t want a son who steals.”

Kotka only cried the louder. “Mummy, come with me, please. It’s dark outside. I’m afraid.”
“You weren’t afraid to take the cucumbers, were you?”

Mother gave Kotka the two cucumbers which didn’t fit into his pockets and led him outside.
“If you don’t put the cucumbers back you needn’t come home.”
She went inside the house and closed the door. Kotka started off slowly down the street.

It was quite dark.

“I’ll throw them into the ditch and say I took them back,” Kotka said to himself, glancing around him. “No, I’d better not. Someone might see me, and besides, the old man will get into trouble all through me.” He went down the street, sobbing. He was very scared.
“It’s all right for Pavlik,” he thought. “He gave me his cucumbers and now he’s sitting at home safe and sound. He isn’t scared.”

He came to the end of the village and took the path over the field. There was not a soul in sight. He was so frightened he almost ran the rest of the way to the vegetable plot. When he got there he stopped outside the watchman’s hut and began to cry. The watchman heard him and came over.

“Why are you crying, little boy?”
“I’ve brought back the cucumbers, Grand-dad.”
“What cucumbers?”
“The ones me and Pavlik picked today. Mummy told me to put them back.”

“Oh, I see,” said the old watchman. “So it was you I whistled to this afternoon. You managed to pick the cucumbers after all. You little scamps!”
“Pavlik took some and I took some too. He gave me his.”

“Never mind what Pavlik does, you ought to know better than to steal from the vegetable plot. See you don’t do it again. Now give me the cucumbers and run home.”

Kotka pulled out the cucumbers and laid them on the ground.
“Is that all?” asked the old man.
“Yes.…No….not quite. All except one,” said Kotka and started crying again.
“Where is it?”
“I ate it, Grand-dad…. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to.”
“You ate it, did you? Well, you’re welcome to it, I’m sure.”
“But.…but, Grand-dad, won’t you get into trouble because of me?”

“So that’s what you’re worried about, is it?” laughed the old man. “No, I won’t get into trouble for one cucumber. If you hadn’t brought the others back I might have.”
Kotka said good-bye and ran off down the path. Suddenly he stopped and called back: “Grand-dad, Grand-dad!”
“What’s the trouble now?”
“Grand-dad, that cucumber I ate, will they say I stole it?”
“Now, I don’t know as to that,” said the old man. Then he added: “Very well, we’ll say you didn’t steal it.”
“But….”
“Let’s say I made you a present of it.”
“Thank you, Grand-dad. Good night.”
“Good night, son.”
Kotka raced across the field for all he was worth. He jumped over ditches and across the bridge and when he reached the village he slowed down to a walk.

He felt very happy……

 

Svet

comments always welcome

Medovukha Recipe; Cheap and made at home…

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Buy it or make it…

Mead? Not sure, some say it is and some say it is not! Cheap? Yes and it can be quick and dirty, or slow and pure! Made at home? Why yes it is and can be, though it can be bought off the shelf in the store and less hassle, but not as satisfying…

I know you think that Russians drink nothing but Vodka? Sorry Charlie, Vodka is not as popular in Russia as it is in America and Russians have an affinity for making their own drinks, be it called by me; as Moonshine. But this drink is made in various forms in many different ways and basically it is just plain good…

It is the way to use that extra honey for a roaring good Saturday night, when winter is deep and you feel like partying…

Lets make Medovukha…

Ingredients:

500g sugar
250g honey
Yeast and hops
1 tsp citric acid
water to 4.5 liters

Using 1 campden tablet? at bottling point, if desired, to tame those wild yeasts. Fermented all the way out this would be about 5.5%, add more honey and the sky is the limit…

Preparation:

Mix the ingredients and put the mixture in jars and keep then open for 48 hours. It is advisable to cover the bottle with a cloth to protect from flying critters, crawling critters and dust. You should be able to see that fermentation has started. If the weather is cool it might take a longer amount of time, find a warmer spot. After that you need to strain the beverage through a cheese cloth or whatever you have. Clean cloth please, then bottle everything and cork and put in the fridge…

Usually it takes 2-3 months to make the first drink. As result you will get a foamy drink similar to bubbly champagne but cloudy, especially when you stir up the dredges at the bottom. If you keep it for 3-6 months, it won’t be so fizzy, but still good and or better…

Do some experimentation and after trial and error, you will discover the perfect technique and Saturday nights will never be boring again…

Post by Kyle Keeton
Windows to Russia…

Nice weather, good time and home safe…

Just some images for you to see from my trip. One thing I found new for me was the tombstones, just read the image with the print and it will tell you what it is about. I went inside and looked over the history on display. It was interesting to me…

That is the train that I came home in and it is the exact train that I came to Tallinn on. They have one run a day from Tallinn to Moscow and Moscow to Tallinn, everyday! The Tallinn side of the train trip is empty, but the Russian side is packed. Not many Russians go to Estonia and vice a verse these days…

I also snapped a quick pic of a market that I found and it was so fun. They had tons of old Soviet stuff and you could buy anything from a delicious apple to a screw driver made in the Soviet Union…

All and all it was a good trip and I enjoyed myself. There was a few issues and I have not decided whether I will talk about them or not. I am getting tired of talking about what you need to be thinking about and as I talk the world just gets worse by the minute. Maybe if I shut up the world will change?

Dunno…

Post by Kyle Keeton
Windows to Russia…

You know what is cool?

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Posting from a park bench with free city WiFi…

Now that is cool and great…

Not hard to make me happy…

Kyle

Breakfast and off to Old Town…

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Breakfast was very good. There was plenty of food and even with a full hotel, they never let anything run out. It is a shame that this is the only meal that the hotel cafe serves, food was good…

I have watched a little bit of TV and I have to say that the Estonians are overrun with NATO propaganda and Evil Russian propaganda. It is real sad and what with the fact that I see NATO’s soldiers everywhere, it is a sad state of affairs for the people. I watched some military boys pushing Babushkas around this morning and I am going back to try to get some pictures of what they are up to…

I will post later with more images, but now I want to go walk around and see what is happening…

Oh, I am so full… 😁

Kyle

In Europe…

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Posting from a small tablet is not easy and therefore I will make it short…

Images above are out my window of the hotel and inside the room…

If you can’t guess, I am in Tallinn, Estonia…

It is beautiful here as always and Tallinn is now where I go instead of Kiev, Ukraine…

Tomorrow I will break out the big tablet and post better. What is is what is and this works okay…

Mainly just letting Sveta know what I am seeing…

I promise more images tomorrow…

Kyle Keeton

You Should Think About This…

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Just about everyday, I see somewhere in the press that Russia is helping another country or making a deal that helps another country. This is the normal that I have become to see and I remember a country from my past that did just the same thing, helped the world to advance forward not backwards…

Now that country that use to help the world, has become the death of the world and even our president seems to feel that his only responses to things should be whether we as a country can destroy this or that and beat up this or that and kill them or those…

So while Obama makes threats against Iran, as well as Congress and the Senate makes these threats also. I find the people in general of the U.S. also make threats constantly against Iran. This is the latest worry; Iran has new defensive weapons, can we still destroy Iran?  That is the question being asked…

Obama answered; “Even if the [Iranians] have got some [Russian S-300] air defense systems. ..You know, if we had to, we could penetrate them!,” Obama told interviewer Chris Matthews…

Way to go Obama and here is a, “Ta-ra-ra Boomdeay,” to you also…

Guess what? All America and the west thinks about is if we can take that country or kill that person or beat up that person and or change those people from government that to this government and and and and…

Those who are at war with others are not at peace with themselves. – William Hazlitt

Post by Kyle Keeton
Windows to Russia…

PS: Time to think…

I was sent a book…

indexMedia Trolls,Technology Shamans and Diabolical Political, Economic and Military Demons:

Over the years I have been proud to post articles by John Stanton, his articles have a truth that is not found in many places anymore and his background is exceptional on national security and political matters. He taught a course on national security for nine years at a private school. His commentary has been carried by radio, television and the world wide web. John’s works are cited in scores of publications relating to national security issues. Visit “academia.edu” for more information on what he has done…

He has several books to his credit and he has even tried to send me a book in the past and it never was received on this side of the world. Therefore, I had no inkling of a notion that as he tried to send his latest book to me from America to Russia, that it would even get here at all. Thus, when it came in the mail and was undamaged, I was surprised and overjoyed. So much that I sat down that very night I opened the package and read his book from beginning to end…

Here is what he says about the book as it is posted on Amazon and the links below what he says are to Amazon and no, I do not and am not selling his book for any personal gain on my part, but if you bought it, he would appreciate such a notion on your part. The links are non affiliate and the first link is set up to allow you to read some of the book… (I will give my opinion below the excerpt…)

Within these pages is a collections of essays written over the course of 2014. They were carried by a number of online publications: Cryptome, Pravda, the Sri Lanka Guardian, Dissident Voice, Scoop, CounterPunch, Intrepid Report and Windows to Russia. Obviously these publications are not mainstream media nor in the lofty class of new media like the Intercept or Buzzfeed. And that’s just fine as the audience-base for these websites is not only niche-American locales, but other geographic locations like Asia, Canada and South America. The pieces that appear in the CounterPunches of the world are generally written by all “submitters” for no compensation; that is, they take time out of their “pay days” to write about matters that make them toss and turn at night. Those sleepless nights revolve around trying to convince those who will read/listen that the powerful–taking form, as say, technologists, pundits and political leaders–are clearly leading humanity on a long doomsday path. The evidence is visible: In the USA and Europe by the not so subtle global covet/overt operations to overthrow “elected” governments like Ukraine and Egypt, with the long view to usher in regime change in Russia and China. The return to expanding nuclear weapons capability in the USA and Russia. The implementation of crushing Austerity programs even as, in the USA, infrastructure degrades. But maybe the negativity I and others express is equally misguided as humanity is now on the cusp of re-engineering itself through genetics and bio-engineering. The properly redesigned human could likely survive well in a world of scarcity, one ravaged by climate change and war. But what would the next-generation humans do with older models like us? The title of this book refers to Trolls, Shamans and Demons. We listen uncritically to them all at our own collective peril. If we don’t listen we hideout in our favorite TV show, video game, chat room or fasten the head phones on to drown them out. We choose to hide from them and now each other. What’s to come?

Have a look inside? Link below…

http://www.amazon.com/Technology-Diabolical-Political-Economic-Military/dp/1508866368#reader_1508866368

Buy the book? Link below…

http://www.amazon.com/Technology-Diabolical-Political-Economic-Military/dp/1508866368

Good book and with exceptions it has all been printed on Windows to Russia in the past year of 2014, thus I have very little to say, except that you should read it. Most likely, I have succeeded in posting more of these articles of his, than some of the bigger publications. I believe in his work and care about what he has to say…

For some reason I have accepted John Stanton into my small world of trusting a person. I have very few humans that I trust and I think that he maybe much the same type of person as I am. It has taken a long time, of simple one line e-mails and simple thoughts, with thank yous and such. But I now am very appreciative of his allowing me to post his works. For I realize as with my writings, that they (his writings) are very important to him as Windows to Russia is to me…

The book; the book is about what could be and what is. I see his thoughts as facts and yet I always see comments on his writings from people who try to degrade his thoughts. They never have anything but hate and vile and I realize that he sees what is happening and is attacked accordingly. His articles have been some of the biggest page viewed articles that I have and China loves his works. I know, they flock to his posts in huge numbers and I get e-mails as comments to express what they feel about him. The Chinese do not comment on the blog, for they do not wish to be attacked by Western Trolls as they have in the past. That makes me sad and that is a real example of what John talks about in his book…

You should read the book and if you have an open mind, think about what he has written…

Post by Kyle Keeton
Windows to Russia…

12 to 1 and we scream, “PUTIN DID IT!”

ronpaulTwo more murders of prominent Ukrainian opposition figures just in the last few days, this is at least twelve dead by assassination, if not more, according to my count. But who can count when they are dying as fast as they voice an opinion against Ukraine’s new government?

The main issue is that the West/U.S, is virtually and or definitely silent about what is happening in Ukraine and that means that the U.S. condones and desires the killing of opposition in Ukraine to continue.Therefore it is ambiguous as to why when an opposition figure was gunned down in Russia in February and most likely it was done by someone with Ukraine connections. The screams of, “PUTIN DID IT!” resounded all over the world for all to hear and the wails of “Evil Russia” became two pitches higher, as the demons unleashed in America, continue their pack of canine induced howls. But the crickets are chirping as Ukraine murders a dozen opposition… Hmm…

The simple fact is that as I stated many years ago when Windows to Russia was blocked with a new experimental software by Ukraine. (Try this link!) The Ukraine that was, was becoming the Ukraine that is now, even back then…

It looks to me like Ukraine has been a testing grounds for the west to try various things that irritate people and could cause issues amongst the natives in the home countries of the west. Games seem to be the way of the west and that my friend is too serious of an infraction for the world to look the other way. The world has to focus and get things back in order again…

Just some thoughts, this snowy cold day in Moscow…

Post by Kyle Keeton
Windows to Russia…

America’s Sorrowful World: Dumb at Home and Dumber Abroad…

by John Stanton

I should tell you that homosexuality in our country has been overcome once and for all but not entirely. Or entirely but not completely. Or else entirely and completely but not once and for all. What do people think about now? Nothing but homosexuality. That and the Middle East, Israel, the Golan Heights. Moshe Dayan. So, if they chase Moshe Dayan off the Golan Heights and the Arabs make peace with the Jews? Nothing but homosexuality pure and simple.” (Moscow to the End of the Line, Venedikt Erofeev, 1969)

“and freedom thus remains a phantom on that continent of sorrow [the United States of America] and the people, thus, have become so used to it that they almost don’t notice…On every rotten face there is as much dignity expressed in a minute as would last us for our whole great Seven Year Plan. How come? I thought, and turned off Manhattan onto Fifth Avenue and answered my own question. Because of their vile self-satisfaction—nothing else. But where do they get their self-satisfaction? I froze in the middle of the Avenue in order to resolve the thought: In the world of propagandistic fictions and advertising vagaries, where do they get their self-satisfaction? I was heading into Harlem and shrugged my shoulders. Where? The playthings of monopoly’s ideologues, the marionettes of the arms kings, where do they get such appetite? They gorge five times a day and always with the same endless dignity—but can a man have a real appetite in the States? (Moscow to the End of the Line, Venedikt Erofeev, 1969)

Media Stooges Analyze Three Stooges Methodology

The ghastly spectacle of presidential debates on issues overly cooked in the media for decades (israel and sexual preference, for example) will befall Americans within the blink of an eye. Of course they are not debates but well-rehearsed professional theater with the candidates, media questioners and audiences all acting out their assigned roles, on queue. Who has the appetite for it all? It is a hollow, unreal process and a rather sickening charade unless one is on some measure of hallucinogenic drug or drunk. At the proper stage of hallucination or inebriation the show turns into a sort of Looney Tunes cartoon making the time spent on the theater that is the American presidential election process somewhat tolerable.

A few more hits or swigs are necessary to endure the post-debate commentary on Fox, CNN, CBS, PBS or ABC. Depending on the mind altering substance used, the airhead punditry takes on the persona of the Three Stooges/Tractor Pull announcers. Caked in makeup and attached by wireless earphone to assistants who tell them what to say—the talking heads try to convince the audience that what they saw/heard was not what they saw/heard: In short, they try to spin sense on the nonsense uttered by this and that candidate. The media stooges extol the glorious exceptionalism of democratic style and process of the American presidential election process-and US elections in general—as though no other nation on earth actually holds elections.

Scary Monster

Americans know (or should know) that the presidential candidates–like all US politicians—have brains made of Silly Putty. They are bent and molded by the interests that fund them and, of course, tell them how to think/vote. Yet the American voting public typically runs a fool’s errand every four years with the false notion that “voting matters”. Voters proudly place stickers on ties and lapels stating an in-your-face “I Voted!” as if that is some sort of intellectual badge of courage that matters. But it doesn’t when the Democrats and Republicans are a sort of two-headed Grendel hungry for money and power.

It’s a well fed monster that works on behalf of those political and military leaders who designed the carnage underway in Iraq, Syria, Yemen, Libya and Afghanistan and seek more. Displaced human beings in those countries seeking a non-violent life and some measure of security to practice their faith (Christian, Sunni, and Shia) have been forced to flee their long-time homes due to war and the reprisals it brings. There are millions of displaced now. They drown at sea, are slaughtered by splinter groups like ISIS and Al Qaeda or by errant air strikes courtesy of US targeting intelligence or US military hardware sold to the likes of Saudi Arabia.

The story in the USA is dismal in its own way: Austerity, local law enforcement gunning down unarmed suspects; the Supreme Court through Citizens United opening the floodgates for corporate cash donations to political candidates; a bankruptcy judge in Detroit, Michigan claiming that clean water is not a “right”; drought in the state of California; one in three US children living in poverty; and the slashing of funding for Social Security and Medicare. These woes do not include the unemployed culled from government statistics, homelessness, or the care and cost of taking care of Americans returning from battlefields the world over. And yet some lunatics in the USA still want to go to war with Iran, Russia and China.

And go figure! The USA is a country with 243 million adults 18 and over, and is indoctrinated from an early age by its educational system to believe, nearly religiously, in an open competitive market, based on an equally competitive democratic/economic system of government. Yet in the current presidential cycle the USA can only produce two viable presidential candidates who just so happen to represent America’s wealthiest and political powerful families: Hillary Clinton (Democrat) and Jeb Bush (Republican). The two families are so close that George W. Bush called Bill Clinton “the brother from another mother.” Both campaigns combined will likely spend $5 billion dollars on a science fiction movie titled The 2016 Presidential Swindle.

Dumb it down for the People

So how do the policy makers, military leaders, corporate heads, pollsters, pundits and campaign managers see the American public?

Consider Michael Glennon, Tufts University Fletcher School, and author of Double Government, on the intellectual ability of the American public. Turns out the American public mind is one giant mass of Silly Putty! “…the economic and educational realities remain stark [in the USA]. Nearly fifty million Americans—more than 16% of the population and almost 20% of American children—live in poverty. A 2009 federal study estimated that thirty-two million American adults, about one in seven, are unable to read anything more challenging than a children’s picture book and are unable to understand the side effects of medication listed on a pill bottle. The Council on Foreign Relations reported that the United States has ‘slipped ten spots in both high school and college graduation rates over the past three decades.’ One poll found that nearly 25% of Americans do not know that the United States declared its independence from Great Britain. A 2011 Newsweek survey disclosed that 80% did not know who was president during World War I; 40% did not know who the United States fought in World War II; 29% could not identify the current Vice President of the United States; 70% did not know that the Constitution is the supreme law of the land; 65% did not know what happened at the constitutional convention; 88% could not identify any of the writers of the Federalist Papers; 27% did not know that the President is in charge of the Executive Branch; 61% did not know the length of a Senate term; 81% could not name one power conferred on the federal government by the Constitution; 59% could not name the Speaker of the House; and 63% did not know how many justices are on the Supreme Court.

Far more Americans can name the Three Stooges than any member of the Supreme Court. Other polls have found that 71% of Americans believe that Iran already has nuclear weapons and that 33% believed in 2007 that Saddam Hussein was personally involved in the 9/11 attacks. In 2006, at the height of U.S. military involvement in the region, 88% of American 18- to 24- year-olds could not find Afghanistan on a map of Asia, and 63% could not find Iraq or Saudi Arabia on a map of the Middle East. Three quarters could not find Iran or Israel, and 70% could not find North Korea. The ‘over-vote’ ballots of several thousand voters—greater in number than the margin of difference between George W. Bush and Al Gore—were rejected in Florida in the 2000 presidential election because voters did not understand that they could vote for only one candidate. There is, accordingly, little need for purposeful deception to induce generalized deference…in contemporary America…President Harry Truman’s Secretary of State Dean Acheson, not renowned for bluntness, let slip his own similar assessment of America’s electorate. ‘If you truly had a democracy and did what the people wanted,’ he said, ‘you’d go wrong every time.’ Acheson’s views were shared by other influential foreign policy experts, as well as government officials; thus emerged America’s ‘efficient’ national security institution.”

Oh well. Who cares? That’s the way it is. It is what it is. It has always been this way. Nothing you can do about it.

“People don’t see clearly unless they want to. Nowadays everyone quietly accepts the inevitable. Newspapers are no help, they censored themselves little by little until they perfected the art of saying absolutely nothing. Television is monitored by official censors. Even if it weren’t monitored there is nothing on of interest. The news bulletins are completely innocuous…How can anyone believe a word these officials say?” (And Still the Earth, Ignacio De Loyola Brandao, 1985)

The United States is surely becoming a “continent of sorrow.”

John Stanton is a writer living in Virginia. His latest book is Media Trolls, Technology Shamans and Diabolical Political, Economic and Military Leaders available at Amazon. Reach him at captainkong22@gmail.com.