Stories form Soviet Childhood: Garderners! (1)

Hello,

as you remember we in Russia strongly believe that it’s very important to know what kind of books read people when they were kids. That’s why to help you to find out about Russian people we publish the Stories from Soviet Childhood! These stories are really very good and maybe you would like to read some of them to your kids? 😉

Today we continue reading stories by Nikolai Nosov (Николай Носов) and start to read his next story Gardeners, 1938: about life and adventures in a pioneer camp.

Gardeners

(Part 1)

A day or two after we arrived at the Pioneer camp last summer, Vitya [a boy’s name], our Pioneer leader, announced that we were going to plant our own vegetable garden. We got together to discuss how to organize the work and what vegetables to plant. It was decided to divide up the garden into small plots and assign teams of two Pioneers to each plot. There would be a competition for the best plot and the winner would get a prize. The leading teams would help the lagging ones so that the soil would be thoroughly cultivated and yield a good harvest.

Mishka [a boy’s name] and I asked to be put in the same team. Before we came to camp we had agreed that we would work together and go fishing together and everything.

Vadik Zaitsev[a boy’s name] proposed having a Challenge Banner to be awarded to the team that finished the digging first. Everybody agreed and it was decided to pass on the banner to the best planters and then to the best weeders. And the team that raised the biggest harvest would take the banner back to town.

Mishka and I made up our minds to win that banner.
“We’ll win it at the start and we won’t let go of it all summer and it’ll go back to town with us,” said Mishka.

We had been given a piece of land near the river. We measured it, marked off the plots and stuck in wooden markers with numbers on them. Mishka and I got plot No. 12. Mishka wasn’t satisfied. He ran off to Vitya to complain that we had been given the worst plot.

“Why is it the worst?” Vitya asked.
“There’s a hole in the middle!”
“What about it,” laughed Vitya. “Besides, that’s not a hole, it’s a hoof-print.”
“There’s a tree-stump on it,”grumbled Mishka.
“The other plots have tree-stumps too.”
But Mishka wouldn’t listen.
“It will have to be dug up,” he cried.
“Well, go ahead and dig it up. If you need help the others will lend you a hand.”
“Thanks, we’ll manage ourselves,” said Mishka huffily. “And help the others too.”
“That’s the spirit!” said Vitya.

Everyone started digging, Mishka and I as well. But every few minutes Mishka stopped digging to run and see how much the others had done.
“If you don’t get to work we’ll soon be way behind the others,” I told him.
“That’s all right,” he said. “I’ll catch up.”
He started catching up, but in a little while he was off again.
We didn’t get much done that day because pretty soon the dinner bell went. Mishka and I wanted to rush off to the plot after dinner, but Vitya stopped us.
“That will be enough for one day. We’ll only work in the mornings. After dinner we’ll rest. Otherwise some of you chaps will overdo it the first day and won’t be able to work the rest of the time.”

The next morning Mishka and I went off to our plot before the others and started digging. After a while Mishka asked Vitya for the tape-measure and began measuring to see how much we had dug and how much was left. After that he did a little more digging and then began measuring again. And each time he measured he found we hadn’t done enough.

“Of course we haven’t,” I said. “Because I’m doing the digging. All you do is measure.”
He threw down the tape-measure and started digging again. But he hadn’t done much when his spade struck a root and he stopped digging to pull the root up. He pulled and he pulled but it wouldn’t come up. He turned over the whole plot and part of the next one, trying to get it out.
“Leave it alone!” I said. “What are you bothering with it for?”
“How was I to know it was half a mile long?”
“Well, let it be.”
“But it has to end somewhere, hasn’t it?”
“What difference does it make to you?”
“I’m that kind of a person. If I start something I’ve got to see it through.”
And he grabbed the root again with both hands. I got angry, went over to the root and hacked it loose with my spade. Mishka took the tape-measure and measured it.
“Look at that,” he said. “Six and a half metres! Now if you hadn’t cut it off it might have been twenty metres!”
I said: “If I’d known you were going to dawdle about instead of working I’d never have hitched up with you.”
“Go ahead and work by yourself if you like. I’m not forcing you to work with me.”
“After I’ve dug up most of the plot already? Nothing doing. But we certainly won’t be the first to finish.”
“Who says we won’t? Look at Vanya Lozhkin and Senya Bobrov. They’ve dug even less than we have.”
He went over to Vanya Lozhkin’s [a boy’s name] plot and began jeering at them:
“Some diggers! We’ll have to lend you .a hand pretty soon.”
But they drove him away. “You’d better get to work or we’ll be lending you a hand.”
I said: “You’re a fine one, making fun of others when you’ve done hardly anything yourself! I’m sorry I hitched up with you.”
“Don’t worry,” he said. “I’ve thought up a wonderful idea. Tomorrow we’ll have the banner on our plot, you’ll see.”
“You’re crazy,” I said. “There’s a good two days’ work to be done on this plot, and it’ll be four days if you carry on like this.”
“You’ll see. I’ll tell you my plan later on.”
“All right, but do get to work now. The ground won’t dig itself.”
He picked up his spade to start digging, but just then Vitya said it was time for dinner, so he threw his spade over his shoulder and led the way to the dining-room.

After dinner we all helped Vitya make the banner. We found a piece of wood for the staff, cut and sewed the cloth and painted the staff in gilt paint. Vitya wrote the inscription “Best Gardener” in silver letters on the banner. It looked very handsome.

“Let’s make a scarecrow as well,” said Mishka. “To keep the crows off our garden.”
Everyone liked the idea enormously. We got ,a pole, tied a stick across it for arms, got an old sack for a shirt, and stuck an earthenware pot on top for a head. Mishka drew eyes, a nose and a mouth on the pot with charcoal and our scarecrow was ready. It did look a fright! We stood it in the middle of the garden and had a good laugh at it.

Mishka took me aside and whispered in my ear: “Here’s my plan. Tonight when everyone is asleep we’ll go and dig up our whole plot, all except a little bit which we can easily finish tomorrow. We’re sure to win the banner then.”
“If you would only work,” I said. “But you keep fussing with all sorts of silly nonsense.”
“This time I’ll work like blazes, you’ll see.”
“All right. But if you don’t, I won’t either.”

That night Mishka and I went to bed with the others. But we only pretended to go to sleep. When everything was quiet Mishka gave me a dig in the ribs. I had just dozed off. “Wake up,” he said in a loud whisper. “We’d better get started or we’ll have to kiss that banner good-bye.”
We crept out of the dormitory, got our spades and hurried off to the plot. It was a bright moonlight night and everything stood out clearly and distinctly.

In a few minutes we had reached the plot.
“Here we are,” said Mishka. “This is our plot. I can tell by the stump sticking up in the middle.”
We set to work. This time Mishka really did work and before long we had dug all the way up to the stump. We decided to pull it up. We loosened the earth all around it and pulled at it as hard as we could, but it wouldn’t budge. We had to hack away the roots with our spades. It was hard work, but finally we got it out. Then we evened out the ground and Mishka tossed the stump over to the next plot.
“That’s not a nice thing to do,” I said.
“Where are we going to put it?”
“Not on our neighbour’s plot anyway.”
“All right, let’s throw it into the river.”
We picked it up and hauled it down to the river. It was very heavy and we had a nasty time with it. But finally we got it down to the bank and dropped it plonk into the water. It floated down the river looking like an octopus with the roots sticking out all over it. We watched until it was out of sight and then went home. We were too tired to do any more digging that night. Besides, we had only a little bit left to dig now.


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Best wishes,

Svet

comments always welcome

Russia: Georgia is Wrong as Always!

Abkhazia railway almost done….

They say that the railway will be a huge help to Abkhazia!

Kyle & Svet

Russia – USA Relations Going Downhill Fast!

Hello,

I have tried to present how Russia feels about the USA meddling in this side of the world…
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“Everything is fine until we’re told how we are meant to behave, who to sleep with and who to push out the door,” the diplomat was quoted as saying.

“After all, they are not godfathers of our children, and there are a lot of others to communicate with,” the source said. (Link)
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I keep saying America needs to get her own house in order before they tell others what to do….

Kyle & Svet

comments always welcome.

Russia: German Prosecutor General’s Office says they found no evidence to link Russia to Litvinenko Murder!

Hello,

I was drinking my morning cup of coffee and thinking about the German documents given to Russia on the Litvinenko case….
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Documents submitted by the German police last week do not give grounds to allege a ‘Russian trail’ in the murder of former Russian security officer Aleksandr Litvinenko. That’s according to Russia’s Prosecutor General Yury Chaika.

Chaika says Russia’s position remains the same as a comprehensive investigation by the Prosecutor General’s Office into the murder found no evidence to link Russia to the case.

German police became involved when Russian businessman Dmitry Kovtun, who lives in Germany, was named as a key witness.

Litvinenko was poisoned in London in November 2006 with Polonium 210, a rare radioactive isotope.

The UK accuses the former Russian security officer, Andrey Lugovoi, of the murder, and wants him extradited to face arrest. Moscow has refused Britain’s request to hand over Lugovoi, because it contradicts the Russian constitution. (Link)
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Looks like I will just have to keep following this case……

http://kylekeeton.com/2008/07/russia-more-on-litvinenko-case.html
http://kylekeeton.com/2008/07/russia-moscow-has-requested-response-to.html
http://kylekeeton.com/2008/06/russia-was-polonium-210-used-as-weapon.html
http://kylekeeton.com/2008/05/russia-says-lets-work-together-on.html
http://kylekeeton.com/2008/01/no-one-knows-who-killed-alexander.html

Everyone keeps pointing fingers at Russia…..

Kyle & Svet

comments always welcome.

Russia: Zimbabwe Talks are Dead or are they Alive?

Hello,

Last week I had a reader comment about the British side of the Zimbabwe situation. The British have a strong interest in the country due to past history. So I was thinking about how the press inputs information to the world.

Look at the titles on these articles about Zimbabwe……

Last-ditch effort to move Zimbabwe talks forward |

csmonitor.com

As dispute persists in wake of presidential election, the country seems poised between negotiated settlement and outright civil war.

Zimbabwe’s misguided talksInternational Herald Tribune

A Power Failure in Zimbabwe’s Talks

Global pressure may have forced Mugabe’s government to the bargaining table, but it’s not ready to offer an acceptable deal to the opposition

Zimbabwe talks ‘adjourned’, not broken off Mail & Guardian 29 Jul 2008 Claims that talks between Zimbabwe’s opposition and negotiators for President Robert Mugabe had broken off were called into question on

Zimbabwe talks still alive: Mbeki

PRETORIA (Reuters) – South African President Thabo Mbeki denied on Tuesday that talks between Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe’s ruling ZANU-PF and the opposition MDC had hit deadlock and said they were “doing very well”.

Mbeki says Zimbabwe negotiations “doing very well”

PRETORIA (Reuters) – South African President Thabo Mbeki on Tuesday denied that talks between Zimbabwe’s ruling ZANU-PF and the opposition MDC had reached deadlock and said they were “doing very well”.

Zimbabwe: SADC TalksDead And Buried’ Says

Zimbabwe: SADC TalksDead And Buried’ Says Opposition MDC the briefing that contrary to what people are being told, the ‘talks are dead and buried’.

All in a matter of a few days (depending on what side of the world you want to read your news) we tell the world that Zimbabwe talks are still going on, doing very well, alive, failure, last effort, broken, not broken and last but not least: Dead And Buried!

By the way the British press seems to have the most level press coverage on the situation….

Zimbabwe crisis talks adjourned

Talks to solve Zimbabwe’s crisis are to adjourn but will resume in a few days, South African President Thabo Mbeki says.

See, it just says talks adjourned will resume in a few days! I think that I will believe BBC.

Kyle & Svet

comments always welcome.

Russian News: July 29th, 2008!

RBC, 29.07.2008, Moscow 11:51:33.NOVATEK’s natural gas production rose 1.9 percent in the first half of 2008 compared to the same period of the previous year, the press office of Russia’s second-largest gas company said today. Oil and gas condensate output increased 2.4 percent to 1.24m tonnes, and 1.066m tonnes of unstable gas condensate was processed at NOVATEK’s Purovsky plant.

RBC, 28.07.2008, Moscow 19:57:43.Russia’s Economy Ministry has downgraded its oil exports forecast for 2008 to 249m tonnes from the previous reading of 251m-256m tonnes, Deputy Economy Minister Andrei Klepach told journalists today. Simultaneously, the ministry raised its natural gas exports forecast from 202.8bn cubic meters to 205bn cubic meters.

RBC, 28.07.2008, Moscow 18:54:59.The Bank of Russia could revise its inflation forecast for 2008 upwards, but the new rate will most likely be below the one anticipated by the Economy Ministry (11.8 percent), the bank’s First Deputy Chairman Alexei Ulyukayev told journalists today. The bank’s current forecast is 10.5 percent.

RBC, 28.07.2008, Moscow 16:33:36.Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin has commissioned the Foreign Ministry to sign an agreement with Montenegro on the terms of travel of either country’s citizens to the other one, the government’s press office reported today. The document provides for a visa-free travel between the two countries if the duration of the stay does not exceed 30 days from the date of arrival. The draft agreement has been approved by the Russian government.

RBC, 28.07.2008, Moscow 15:59:49.The situation around the Russian metals and mining company Mechel must become a lesson for the entire Russian market, Presidential Aide Arkady Dvorkovich was cited by the Vesti TV channel as saying today. He expressed hope that all Russian companies, regardless of their size, would conduct their business in a civilized manner. The Federal Anti-Monopoly Service has already been auditing Mechel’s operations for several weeks, Dvorkovich noted, adding that the regulator would make a decision in due time. The antitrust watchdog has a right to impose sanctions on Mechel, and will certainly do it if the company has violated the law, Dvorkovich stated. Meanwhile, he pointed out that Mechel had been cooperating with the anti-monopoly service and had provided it with all necessary information.

RBC, 28.07.2008, Moscow 14:11:41.It will take the Russian stock market at least three months to recover from its significant fall on July 25, 2008, analysts told RBC. Although a technical rebound is possible in morning trade, risks are running high and investor sentiment is downbeat, weighing on the prices of Russian companies. A minimum of three months is needed to improve the country’s investment climate, experts indicate.

RBC, 28.07.2008, Moscow 12:33:31.LUKOIL Eurasia Petrol A.S., a LUKoil subsidiary, has acquired a 100-percent stake in Turkey’s fuel distribution company Akpet. The deal was signed by LUKoil’s President Vagit Alekperov and Akpet’s owners in Istanbul today. The size of the deal has not been revealed.

Svet Sunday: Russian Orthodox Church – 1020 Years Since Foundation!

Hello,

Today Russia’s Orthodox believers are celebrating Russia’s conversion to Christianity 1,020 years ago. The religion was brought from Constantinople (now Istanbul) by Prince Vladimir. At first it was met with great resistance by the pagans but over time was broadly accepted and came to define the soul of the nation.

Orthodox Christian leaders from around the world are in Ukraine to mark the 1,020th anniversary of ancient Russia’s conversion to Christianity. Patriarch Alexy II of all Russia and Bartholomew, the Patriarch of Constantinople, held a joint liturgy in the country’s capital Kiev – the cradle of Russian Christianity.

The main celebrations took place on Sunday, with religious leaders from fifteen Christian countries taking part.

During the festivities, the most senior figures in the Eastern Orthodox Church joined forces to reject a bid by the Kiev patriarchy to join the three branches of the Ukrainian Orthodox Church and move it out of the Moscow Patriarchy’s orbit.

Both Alexy II and Bartholomew called for unity amid an ongoing dispute which has seen some Ukrainian religious leaders calling for a separate Orthodox church of their own with the backing of the country’s President Viktor Yushchenko.

Alexy II had stated that he would not serve a liturgy alongside the Raskolniki – the Dividers. Earlier Patriarch Bartholomew rejected the plea to create a separate Ukrainian National Church under Constantinople’s jurisdiction.

Today I offer to watch a very beautiful
St. Liturgy on Volodymyr’s hill in Kyiv:
Part 1.

Part 2.

Best wishes,
Svet

comments always welcome.

Russia: Big Mac Cheaper & Tastes a Whole Lot Better Also!

Hello,

I looked at my wife the other day while eating a Big Mac in Moscow and said:”These are so much better than in America and they are cheap here!” Now I know why……
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Big Mac reveals true worth of crashing dollar
The American dollar is overvalued in Russia by as much as 30 per cent, according to the so-called ‘Big Mac index’. The index was developed by The Economist magazine as a way of valuing currencies based on the price of the popular hamburgers around the world. A Big Mac costs $US 2.54 in Russia compared with $US 3.57 in the United States.

The Economist assumes that production costs are equal overall. That means it’s possible to measure the purchasing power of world currencies in reference to the dollar according to the price Big Macs.

Using the Big Mac index, the U.S. dollar should cost 16.5 roubles instead of the official rate of 23.37 rubles quoted by the Russian Central Bank.

The dearest McDonald’s is in Norway, where people pay $US 7.88 for a Big Mac. The cheapest ones are in Malaysia, China and Hong-Kong, where they can cost anything between $US 1.17 and $US 1.83, reports The Economist.
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“Using the Big Mac index, the U.S. dollar should cost 16.5 rubles instead of the official rate of 23.37 rubles quoted by the Russian Central Bank.” I have multiple of articles about the Banks in Russia supporting the dollar. They work overtime trying to keep the dollar from crashing any faster than it does!

The Big Mac is the proof and I am going to enjoy them. But look at that price in China…….

Kyle & Svet

Russia: More On The Litvinenko Case!

Germany Handed Over Litvinenko Files to Russia

Germany has handed over to Russia the files related to assassination of FSB ex-officer Alexander Litvinenko and attempted murder of Dmitry Kovtun, RIA Novosti reported with reference to Vladimir Markin, the official representative of Investigating Committee of the RF General Prosecutor Office. The files were provided in July, during the visit of investigators’ delegation to Germany.

“Manifesting readiness for cooperation with Russia’s colleagues and in execution of Russia’s request, Germany’s competent authorities have handed over to Russia’s delegation a portion of files of the criminal case that is of interest for probing into the murder of Litvinenko,” Markin said.

FSB ex-officer Litvinenko fled to Britain in 2000 and was granted political asylum there. He was poisoned by radioactive polonium-210 and died in London in November of 2006. So far, British authorities have released neither the official conclusion on the cause of his death nor the results of postmortem examination.

British detectives blame the murder on Russia’s businessman and State Duma member Andrei Lugovoy and London demands his extradition, to no avail though. Similar to Litvinenko, Lugovoy had once been the officer of FSB.

Russia’s investigators first requested the files related to Litvinenko case far back December 27, 2006, but no response followed. So, the detectives went to Hamburg July 13, 2008 and were given the required files.
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About time and Russia had to go get the files because no one would respond……

Kyle & Svet

comments always welcome.

Russia: Happy With Staying Home!

Hello,

I found this study on Russians and their so called desire to all leave the country. Like I suspected already while living in Russia, they do not have anymore desire to leave than other counties do…
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Roughly a half of Russians don’t want to go overseas but a third of the nation (35 percent) favors traveling over the world. No more than 8 percent of respondents are ready to emigrate for permanent residence, signaled the poll of All-Russian Center for Public Opinion Studies.
Nine percent of the Russians would like to work overseas and 4 percent want to get education there. The potentially mobile respondents have high (or incomplete high) education. In this most educated group, 47 percent would like to travel worldwide, 13 percent want to work overseas, 10 percent are willing to emigrate for permanent residence and 7 percent – to study in some foreign state.

As to the most favored state for permanent residence, Germany (18 percent) is the evident leader and the United States (14 percent) enjoys the second score. But the situation is quite the opposite when it comes to employment – the U.S. leads with 29 percent and Germany follows with just 19 percent. The Russians would rather go to Britain (40 percent) and the United States (16 percent) for education, while France (13 percent) and Italy (11 percent) are chosen for traveling.

All-Russian Center for Public Opinion Studies held its poll July 19 and 20, covering 1,600 respondents in 140 settlements of Russia. The statistic error isn’t above 3.4 percent. (Link)
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My wife has always been confused by the reports that Russians want to go to America. Seems Germany is favored before America.

Kyle & Svet

comments always welcome.