This is a good one and with the exception of a few trolls that messed up the comments with lies, you will find a wonderful witty section of comments…
http://russia-insider.com/en/official-list-things-you-can-blame-russia/ri19034
- Europe’s refugee crisis.
- Giant killer squids.
- Fighter jet crashes.
- Names.
- Brexit.
- Poop.
- Midlife crises.
- Flying planes with transponders turned off because NATO won’t turn their transponders on.
- Putin’s popularity.
- Information.
- Judo.
- Miscrosoft Word documents (.doc, .docx).
- Too many people.
- Financial default.
- The Russian language.
- Stupidity.
- Federalism.
- Robotic cockroaches.
- Marine Le Pen.
- Soviet History.
- Photoshop.
- Psychiatry.
- Ebola.
- The election of David Cameron.
- German elections.
- French elections.
- Any elections, anywhere.
- Montenegro’s prime minister almost getting murdered.
- Wikileaks.
- Hillary Clinton being the world’s worst presidential candidate.
Lets add… per comments available…
Swedish parliament are blaming Russia for the wave of crimes perpetuated by migrants. Germans, who said that many “rapefugees” are sleeper FSB agents. Hacking US elections, protection and safe guard of Crimea, Syria, Iran and China. The fires in Fort McMurray, Canada. Russia offered to aid in extinguishing them, the Canadian Gov’t refused, so it’s Russia’s fault because they are a political enemy of the US so we couldn’t accept their help without facing hostility with the US, so it burned for a month, then a few weeks later it flooded with extreme rainfall in the region… Let’s not forget aiding to the death of terrorists, destabilizing world markets by purchasing gold and paying off debt. Installing the US president, supporting peaceful citizens in Ukraine to defend against the tyranny of the Nazi Regime installed and funded by the World Bank, US gov’t, Canadian, and English gov’t, IMF, NATO, CIA and Central Banks. Russia made us do it! Oh and lest we forget the strange weather coming out of the region of Russia spreading all across the globe. t’s Russia’s fault that Capitalism requires constant growth in the market. A market that is overly saturated and needs to take over all global markets to survive for a little longer. It’s Russia’s fault that we are willing to use our military to take over these markets, destroy dispensable nations for our own temporary gain. It’s Russia’s fault we have extreme debt and that any financial stability in the world is a threat because we may be forced to be accountable for our debt if there is someone out there who is financially responsible. It’s Russia’s fault that we have to resort to more and more desperate measures to accomplish our world domination goals because of its unwillingness to be a servant to the all mighty Oz… So you see, you need to play by our rules and we will play nice to you if you do.. because we are the just and moral light in the world, or didn’t you know that. “allowing Americans to have names like “billy-bob”” “breaking of the peace treaty in Ukraine” “breaking of the peace treaty in Syria” “breaking of the peace treaty in Afghanistan” “the murder of their own diplomats” “the drugging of the Philippines President to wake up and see the atrocities’ the US have done. Japan is now blaming Russia, Malaysia is blaming Russia. Global warming caused by Russia too as they are drilling for oil and gas. And they are the cause of men turning transgender. The destruction of flight MH-17 and the death of nearly 300 civilians. Blame the Russians for hilarious and bad ass YouTube videos.
or lets number them…
31. Alcoholism
32. WW2
33. WW1
34. Obesity
35. Mental Depression
36. Monobrows
37. Small Penises
38. Oversized Penises
39. Ear-Hair
40. Nose-Hair
41. Cancer
42. French Toilets
43. Road-Deaths
44. Climate Change
45. Malaria
46. ADHD
47. Divorces
48. Chemical Waste
49. Commercial Television
50. John McCain
51. Addictions
52. Israel
53. American Tourists
54. Peadophilic Priests
55. Ingrowing Toenails
56. Smelly Feet
57. Farts
58. Doping
59. Racism
60. My Combi-Oven not working at 800 Watts but at 790….DAMN YOU PUTIN!!!!!
some more…
“Allowing American FAT men to wear the high waisted trousers to pretend they are thin”
“the rise of autism in the US”
“the collapse of people’s intelligence in the US”
“the disintegration of the US infrastructure”
“the increased number of the global population that awaits the American collapse”
Blame Russia for the Ruble. Can’t believe you guys forgot President Trump… The Russians are Obviously Guilty of Inventing Chocolate flavored condoms. The World shortage of Toilet Rolls. Supplying the Pentagon with a drug based on the Rabies Virus so the Pentagon could bring out, ‘The Zombie Act’ which would allow them to kill all the American People they infect with it. Supplying the Pentagon and CIA with C4 so they could bring down the Twin Towers and pretend it was Bin Laden. (A question no one ever asked was…What was hidden under the Twin Towers. The Pentagon picked the date for the Demolition as a joke. Forget the month and date, what are the numbers? What else is nine one one) The list of calamities attributable to Russia continues : dam bursts in California, secessionist moves on the part of California and Texas , increased legal migrations of gays into San Francisco, climate change in the United States, mind control chemicals in our food and medicine , air pollution in Los Angeles … there’s more..
They left out Bambi’s mother dying.
Disney’s Bambi’s Mother’s Death. and The war in Syria and destruction of Aleppo…
There is more, many more…
http://russia-insider.com/en/official-list-things-you-can-blame-russia/ri19034
WtR
I am going to start teaching Svetochka about cooking. I will not be here forever, when you have had six heart attacks and a brain tumor, life is on borrowed time. I am still trying to figure out how much time I borrowed… 🙂
