~~ But Russian Artillery is barreless and missiles chipless ~~

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I am here to tell you that Russia has figured out how to make any and all gun barrels by repurposing all of our peasants washing machines…

When they come to get our machine?

We are forced as peasants and or plebs to remove the computer chips from the devices. Screwdriver and pliers supplied to us…

These chips the overseers of the great Russian Empire of Death, install in drones, missiles and such. Which to kill more innocent plebs from other countries…

Then we smash, cut and beat the leftover steel from the machines and it goes into the melting pot for gun barrel metal. We carry the steel ouselves to the local steel plant. Very dangerous job and we get an extra 10 grams of chocolate for doing this work. (I help neighbors who are old a weak and get extra chocolate doing that.)

When Russia runs out of domestic washing machines, they import from North Korea and or Belarus, which both manufactures excellent products, by the way…

Yes, it is true…
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Thus, we then buy a new machine, from North Korea and the process starts all over again… 🙁

WtR