Trip to the Big Village, was timed perfect. I got back yesterday and it started to snow and has not stopped since. I am not sure I could make it through for now and will have to see if the Fish Village plows our roads for us, as they promise to do. I won’t lay any money on that happening, but; they do have the equipment and are able, is the desire there… 🙂

Vova was feeling sick and I picked up Kefir to help him, it seems even he admits too much home made brew and he needs to clean out his system. I drink Ryazhenka, another popular Russian sour milk like yogurt…

I also got him four loaves of bread, a carton of cigarettes and other stuff. Yes he looked terrible when I dropped it off and I thought to myself; He looks as bad as I feel!

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The Big Village was packed! It is winter holidays and the kids are out of school. The town was closed since New Year and nothing at all was open. Now I am here to tell you that most everything is still closed, but what is open; is packed and nuts…

The big grocery store just opened yesterday and the people were lined out the doors to get food. I felt sorry for the workers; they were still hung over and they all had that sunken black eyed look from too much good times. The babushkas were out in force and they wanted their food items and they wanted them now. Magnet the biggest store, had three huge double trailer trucks sitting outside to unload supplies and in general it was a nightmare. I gathered what I could and went on to the next big store…

At Petorska it was worse. The babushkas had gathered up in teams of three or four and were driving the employees to an early grave. I have talked about these vicious babushkas in Moscow in the past and in a village they are tougher yet. The only thing that I found not in stock was bananas and that was because they do not last very long. Everything else was available and I fulfilled my shopping list. I even found some extra goodies to make better treats with on a long winter day… 😉

Driving through the Big Village was not easy, the babushkas and dedushkas all had decided that today we did not have to watch for cars. The old women and old men just walk straight lines to were they wanted to go and heaven forbid you hit someone. I have to say that it was -20 and colder, so I can not blame them. I am sitting in a car and can wait…

My favorite pie shop was closed, so I did not indulge in meat pies, but the pet store was open and after waiting in a line of twenty people, I picked up four boxes of Boza food. I saw she had three more, so I will go back next week and get more. I turned around to leave and there had to have been twenty more in line behind me… Oh Well!

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Our river is frozen solid and with that the bridge is being torn up. But I watched the people coming to church and they just walk across the frozen river now. The image shows the middle of the bridge collapsed and frozen solid in the water. The ice is about a foot thick and you almost could drive upon it, I am sure…

I told you it has been bitterly cold and we have to be careful…

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I woke last night and at first I thought Sveta was there. I woke up at 4:30 a.m. and there was someone next to me. Someone snoring…

My head was foggy from sleep and it took me a second, Boza had sneaked up in bed during the night. I put my feet down and found out why. The floor was freezing, the wood stove was out and it was -25 Celsius outside. (It is -22 right now at 10 a.m.) That is -8 to -10 F for some of you! He was cold and snoring like a freight train in my ear. That is how I knew it was not Sveta, she does not snore… 😉

So I could not get grouchy with him, you gotta do what you gotta do to stay warm! Right?

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Well time to go. Boza and I need to walk and get some exercise. Then I have some internet business to do and then I am trying to salvage a Windows tablet. Does not look good, but I will accomplish something, even if I have to install Linux on it and tell Windows to stick it! Windows 10 destroyed the tablet and it has not been right since the update and Windows nor the tablet manufacturer take blame… Blah Blah Blah time and time again…

Have a nice day…

Kyle and Boza in the Tiny Russian Village…
Windows to Russia…

I finally have figured out this (our) wood stove stuff and it is a learned process. The books can give a general idea about what to do, but each stove is like an individual and a handmade stove is much more so than a factory built version…

The image to the left is just before I shut the top off. It is getting full air flow at this point and will eat wood like crazy. I now will put the rings back and set the dampers, top and bottom. This has taken me days to figure out the best positions of the dampers and still burn properly, but do not leave bad residues in the chimney…

Our coldest day yet was yesterday and I used only half a wheel barrel of wood. Vast improvement over the previous week and much colder to boot. I have learned to feed the stove from the top and leave the door closed, unless starting a fire. I have a system that uses, Boza’s food boxes (Boza eats and eats and eats; so I have lots of boxes!) and I fill them with wood chips and shavings. These wood chips literally need no paper to start most of the time. Just a match and start a few thin shavings going…

I was blessed to find a huge pile of these shavings and such, when I took down the back lean-to and they have been the best fire starters you could find…

I have two huge barrels full of these chips and I have hardly scratched the surface in using them. I also have hundreds of wheel barrels worth of firewood, so I am in like flint this winter…

It actually took a few weeks of burning to get a proper bed of ashes to build a proper wood fire. The process is almost opposite of a coal burner I used years ago, You had to keep the ashes cleaned out of a coal burner and with wood, you never remove all the ashes and when I worked on the stove this last summer, I removed all the ashes. Now I have them built back up to a proper level and over the next few weeks, I will see at what point is too deep of an ash bed…

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Well last night I woke several times drenched with sweat and I realized that I was running a fever. It broke by morning early and I feel pretty good today. I have had a rough start to the New Year, as I fell on a patch of ice and at this point I definitely realize that I fractured my elbow, twisted my back and hit my head hard. This has definitely slowed me down, but the weather has been so cold, that it all is good anyway…

The right elbow has a purple fracture line across it, but it is healing, not the first time and most likely not the last time I crack an elbow. I am still dealing with my broken big toe from Egypt (I snapped the toe completely and had a beautiful purple ring around the whole toe! Cool huh?) and the nail is almost ready to finally come off of that toe…

I realized last night that I finally have jumped over the hump of being on the healing end. My back has quit screaming at me, my head has stopped hurting and last night my elbow finally stopped the mending startup pain. It is harder to heal when it is so cold, but you do what you must…

The fact is; I feel much better and I am smart enough to realize that I am going to the Big Village and then relax the rest of the day…

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Everyday is a learning experience in the Russian Village. I weigh and measure what I do wrong and adjust my life to keep it from happening again. Falling will always be an issue and we all fall when we least expect it and I guess I need to understand that in the village, falling can be bad. There is no one else around and when I fell this last time, Boza could do nothing but lay next to me and be moral support. I do know he is one fantastic doggy and his licking my nose got me going after falling… 🙂

I became overconfident as I walked across the lake bed and lakes are lakes for a reason, they have or had water in them and water freezes to ice… Duh!

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Well that is all for today. I have to wait for another hour or so and try to start the car. I saw -25 officially and my thermometer approved of that temperature. It will get up to -14 today and I hope the car starts at that point. It is still -20 and not climbing very fast today…

Gotta walk the dog!

Kyle and Boza at the Tiny Russian Village…
Windows to Russia (WtR)

Russian Village; Sunrise to Freedom…

Boza and I take smaller walks 5 times a day. It is way too cold and dangerous for Boza to be out for the two to three hour walks we like to take. He is struggling with understanding, but when we step out he does his doggy business and then heads back the way we came. He is usually waiting at the door for me to catch up. If it is daylight, then he will want to walk around 30 minutes, but that is pushing it…

Vova sang and played spoons today. He was in a good mood. His girl from a nearby village is crazy about him and he, like most guys, is happy when a female likes us… 😉

The sky is clearing and that means it will get super cold tonight. I mean ice cream freezer cold! As you see the sun is almost gone at 3 p.m. and I will be glad when the days finally get noticeably longer…

The home is warm and Boza and I have good friends, I have a perfect girl in Moscow and we have plenty to eat and drink!

What more could we want? (Well maybe the perfect girl with us in the village!)

Have a nice day…

Kyle and Boza in the Tiny Russian Village…
Windows to Russia (WtR)

01/02/2016 in Russian Village; Sunrise to Freedom…

This morning as I checked the crippled thermometer, it read between -20 and -25 (-4 to -13 F. for you Americans,) and after walking the dog, fixing several village homes fences and listening to the bell tower ring; Boza and I made it home and I decided to start the car. To be sure I was not sure if the car would start in this temperature. It has never started this cold before. But it did and started easily…

As it warmed up and I brushed the snow off the car, I watched person after person walk up the hill in -20 and colder weather. They were all going to church up the hill!

I just wondered how many of you reading this would walk 4 to 5 kilometers in weather like this just to go to church?

I walk in this weather for fun, so yes I would walk to church in this weather…

Back to the car…

Sammy the Volga fired up and warmed up with no issues. The antifreeze is good till -45 and the windshield washer fluid is good till -31. Lets hope that neither of those temperatures is reached, but yes, it is possible here in Russia…

Therefore. I started the car to make sure that tomorrow I would be able to get to town early and get my shopping done. I want to pick some items up and I have dog food to pick up also. Boza has plenty of dog food, but as Sveta demands; “Her doggy needs lots of food!” (And that is that!)

I turned just now to see where Boza is and found him sound asleep curled up in a ball on the bed, in my spot. Yes I have to fight for my spot on the bed… 😉

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As I walk and Boza walks, the snow is so cold that it squeaks. My walking staff squeaks as it twists in the snow and life in general just squeaks in general, for it is cold, crisp and wonderful. The sun has made it up and is trying, but I have seen a single cell old flashlight with more heat than what I feel today from the sun. The sun actually seems to be making it colder instead of warmer and seriously, the sun seems so far away. Makes me wonder how a solar cell would do up here. I would like to get a kit and set up a solar collector station to supply electricity. Something that is crossing my mind…

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I have been mending fences the best I can around the village. All I can do is try to prop up sections that have been snapped by the excessive cold. This morning, I found top of the hill goat ladies fence broken off from the cold. The cold takes old wet fence posts and freezes them solid and as it gets colder, the fence swells, as in frost heave and the post will explode sometimes. I then find good logs and prop things back up, at least until they come to fix it in the spring. Can’t dig or nail; the ground is like stone and the posts are like steel beams…

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Vova is grouchy, he did not stack firewood like he should. He was too busy chasing the woman from Saria (Big Village) and kinda slacked in the getting prepared department. I have offered him a whole stack of firewood, but he is so mad at himself that he is splitting everything he can find in his yard to burn. The offer stands, but he is like me, really grouchy…

You have to get prepared, for we will very possibly have a few -30 nights and it will take some wood to keep warm. I am burning around a wheelbarrow a day of wood, if it is cold at -20. Warmer than that, and I have no issues with usage. I still have not used even half a stack of my wood and I have three more. Plus I have tons of wood to chop up if need be…

January and February are going to be brisk and next summer I will be rebuilding my wood piles, with the realization that I need to build at least five piles minimum. Or better yet, build a wood lean-to in the corner of the yard and put at least a three year supply under the roof. Then a stack near the house to refill from that lean-to…

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Gotta go; need to haul wood inside, get water and today I am going to take a bath. So have a nice day…

Kyle and Boza from the Tiny Russian Village…
Windows to Russia (WtR)

This morning in the dark, I went to get water. Our water is in a cistern and or as we call it a well. The water level right now is a good six feet below the surface and we have a long hook to get the water out in buckets. I pulled the lid off the well and hooked a bucket to the rod and dropped the bucket into the well. All I got was a bouncing bucket. The rod was not stout enough to break the ice; so?

The surface of the well had frozen last night…

Then I sat on the edge of the well and thought a second, while my butt started to freeze and remembered a very long steel rod I have. Very heavy, but very long (over 6 feet,) it is an old piece of over an inch wide rebar. Darn thing is heavy and I had to be careful not to drop it in the well. But it worked and I cracked the ice and got my water. I will get more buckets later…

Now if you want to know how cold it got last night, then what I said above should tell you. Our thermometer said -20 and less; no way to tell how much less. The next two weeks will be as cold and it looks like it could be a challenge to get water from the well. So today, I will fill up all the buckets that I can, for emergency…

Besides we have tons of fresh snow daily to melt down also… 😉

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It seems that the only camera that I can keep going on a walk with Boza is my cellphone camera. It is so cold that everything else freezes up and simply has no battery or will not expand the lens out. I do not want to tear them up so I will just take pictures from the cellphone and be happy with that. I can take images nearby the home, by starting the Olympus up inside and going out for a short time. That is no good for a long walk and it just freezes very fast…

My cellphone is a beast and has a huge battery. No moving parts and just works under all conditions…

My cellphone…

Kyle and Boza reporting from The Tiny Russian Village…
Windows to Russia (WtR)

Boza and I got up at 5 a.m. and walked this morning. That was late for us, but there was a reason…

Vova was busy as a beaver all day. He was cooking, decorating and getting ready for his huge party. Then the party never happened… 🙁

No one showed up except two people and one was his newest girlfriend from a nearby village. I stayed away, because, well, I do not like to drink and party, but…

Sveta called me and it seems that Vova called her and was kinda complaining that I did not show up to his party and that he cooked tons of food just for me… 😉

I felt guilty and went up to see what was happening at the Vova house hold. The image above is a certified Vova decorated New Year Tree and I like it. It looks about correct for a guy tree and I would have done the same. He puts up a tree every year…

The weather last night became simply put, “Too Damn Cold for man or beast!” Thus no one could make it and I understand. It seems that Vova had big dreams again and as par relevance, they ended up being reality checked in the process…

That is why I like Vova…

Therefore, I ended up sitting in Vova’s house watching Putin talk about the year and the future of the next year and ate wild boar, rabbit, chicken, farm pork, salads and toasted a sip of champagne at midnight. Russian champagne by the way and actually very good…

The two that showed up at Vova’s was his girlfriend Natalia and a guy named Sasha. Sasha disappeared as soon as I got there, for it was snowing like crazy and the temperature was dropping fast. Natalia was a nice girl and she was spending the night with Vova. He was all happy about that and after about an half hour, I bid my adieu and we went outside to watch the fireworks in the distance. Vova grabbed his rifle and fired off two rounds in the air as he danced and then he had a single one shot roman candle and he giggled as the green ball of flame settled to the earth…

The fireworks were everywhere in the distance and I counted twenty displays going off at once across the horizon…

I hugged Vova and wished him Happy New Year (s novym godom) and went back to my humble abode with Boza waiting. I talked to Sveta on the phone and told her happy New Year and Sveta was staying with her mother. I was glad for that and truly I was worried about Sveta being alone. I know that Sveta is happy when she is with her mother and I am glad that her mom wanted her to stay. Her mom has turned 80 this year and the more times Sveta stays with her, the better…

Then I read a book until 2 a.m. and went to bed thinking…

What a wonderful place… (Just need Sveta here!)

All in time my friend and everyone have a wonderful New Year…

s novym godom – с новым годом – Happy New Year

Kyle, Sveta and Boza…
Windows to Russia (WtR)

Happy New Year from Windows to Russia…

Sveta, Kyle and Boza…

To be honest with you, I thought at times that 2015 would be the last year that you or I would see. We came close and it was not for the trying part by the west to start a war. I have been in the heart of battle and I have seen the slaughter of many men, who did not deserve to die, on either side and I will be frank with you; We are either lucky or our guardian angels are working overtime…

I suspect that God has kept us here, for we (America) showed such stupidity in the geopolitical arena that only the hand of a higher being could have stayed the execution of the end results…

America has waltzed from one country to another and pushed buttons, played games, tried to color revolutionize and or hundreds of other nasty things that we seem to enjoy doing to countries all over the world. I have to say that we are truly a pile of crap with a coating of icing to cover it up…

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2016 is going to be a interesting year and I pray that the people in America get off their asses and try to end the terror that is our government. I suspect that too many like the way it is and bar lack of food to the masses, we will all sit watching the Honey Boo Boo and or allow the Kardashians  to invade our last brain cells and squish the last semblance of life from our souls…

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The future of the world is up to the people and this is more so than anytime in history. Never in the past have we had such technology to allow the world to come together as a one, instead of an array of individuals, all hating and scrounging for resources. If instead we acted as one and spread the resources all around the world and allowed everyone to have a life fulfilled with our desires and dreams…

But alas, what fun would peace on earth be?

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I think the situation with Bill Cosby sums up 2015 and a bunch of years before that. I looked up to the man, I enjoyed his work and now I find my self disillusioned…

I use to believe in America and tried to accept what we did, was at least the best of the situation we had when the cards were dealt. I looked up to my country, I enjoyed the abilities that we had and could achieve and now I find myself disillusioned…

I find that as we were deceived by a powerful man in the entertainment industry, so we have been deceived by a country that has death as its partner…

have a nice day and someday wake up and think about what it all could be, not what it has become and realize that we have the power to make it better…

Kyle Keeton
Windows to Russia (WtR)

Сараевский американец Кайл Китон: «Россияне не хотят войны» – American from Sarai, Kyle Keeton: “The Russians do not want war”

Posted on December 9, 2015 by Russian_Village

http://ryazpressa.ru/news/articles/saraevskiy-amerikanets-kayl-kiton-rossiyane-ne-khotyat-voyny_03-12-2015/

In Sarai area there was an unusual lodger. An American Kyle Keeton masters the Ryazan hinterland.

– “I grew up in the west of America, Missouri, where, too, are frost and cold. Only the winter there is much shorter than in Russia” – says Kyle. – “So I am not afraid of Ryazan province.”

Kyle calls the outback village “Dawn of Liberty.” It was here that he lived in a small house, bought his wife, Svetlana, 25 years ago. Generally Svetlana originally from the area, but her parents’ home at the time became dilapidated, and then collapsed. So I had to buy a new one because it would not let small homeland. Initially, Svetlana went here with her son, and now with her husband Kyle.

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The newspaper hit the stands and we are in print, not just internet…

No wonder the whole town knows about Sveta and I. We are local celebrities…

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Ever tried to clean fish at -12 below Celsius? Well I got the pleasure again today and my fingers have just thawed out. I am freezing them for when Sveta comes and Boza got a fish head to eat today. Now that was a surprised doggy; fish heads in the winter! Oh My!

Up the hill came one of the fish village managers and I bought two fish for 50 rubles. Buddy bought a bunch (like 10 kilos) and he was a 100 rubles short, so I lent it to him. He is making fish stew for the New Year and I will get my money back in delicious stew made from these fresh fish…

Looks like big New Year party at Buddies and I will go early and stay away as the drunks get wild. I told buddy that I love Sveta and no way will I stay to chase women and or drink. For it seems that he has as many women (and twenty gallons of moonshine and twelve bottles of vodka) as he can invite coming and a bunch of guys also. After declining late night invitation. He (Vova) smiled and said, “Kolia lyublyu (Kyle love) Sveta!”

I said with a big smile, “Ya lyublyu (I love) Sveta!”

That sums up who is special in my life…

Kyle Keeton
Windows to Russia (WtR)

Last night was cold, my special broken thermometer said around -17 and I am going to get a new one as soon as I go to town. I built a fire and stoked it up at about 9:00 p.m. last night and it still has some warmth this morning as I got up. The home is doing good and I think it will be reasonably comfortable down to -30, with no problems. This is only about heating one room, so the room with the refrigerator is cold as a freezer. I have to think about that as I store food and such…

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I had several people ask me about the outhouse and what about sitting in a frozen place when doing your business?

That is a good question and one I asked myself and answered awhile back to myself. I just never knew that anyone else would care! The answer is to the left! <<<—–

I carry a padded room temperature seat bottom from the house to sit on. It works great and you do not have to worry about freezing your haft to the wood surface in -20 below weather… 😉

I might look stupid, but I am not!

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New Year is almost here. Sveta will be in Moscow and I will be here. I am sure that Vova has plans and personally I hope to be left alone. Boza and I like solitude and really do not want guests except for Sveta. I do have to go up to Vova’s today and gather a bucket of potatoes from him and I will check his blood sugar levels for him. I will also check his blood pressure! It seems that I am his doctor at times and I get to okay that he can drink and be merry for a holiday! 🙂 (Like he would listen anyway!)

I have a tin of cookies to take to him from Sveta and I already gave him a calendar from the Orthodox Church…

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I need to contemplate if I should make a trip to town today, for seriously, this is the New year holidays and Russian literally shuts its doors for a whole week, during this holiday. Most likely from noon the 31st of December to possibly the 9th of January almost nothing will be open!

But Magnet the big store will be open by the 2nd or 3rd of January, so since I have tons of food, I do not need to go! 😉 There that was answered and Boza and I will stay home…

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You know? I have to talk about Windows 10. I was upset and have waited for a few days to talk about the trashy piece of junk that Microsoft has decided to shove down our throats. I really gave Windows 10 a chance and I tried to solve all its issues. But there was an issue I could not overcome and that was its ability to eat data on the internet. When you live in the middle of nowhere and I mean literally nowhere! Every megabyte counts as you try to keep within a budget every month. One of the most expensive things I have to shell out for is internet and that runs about 900 rubles a month. That 900 rubles gives me basically 16 gigs of traffic usable for a whole 30 days… (I also get an extra 16 gigs of traffic from 1 a.m to 7 a.m. but, that is stupid and hardly counts in the life processes!)

Not the same as in Moscow with unlimited traffic for less money. Therefore, when I could not get Windows 10 to stop eating traffic, even if I shut it down for the night, when I started it back up, it ate traffic like a crazy fool. Then the camels back broke when, while Sveta was here, Windows 10 decided that 4 gigs of Ram was not correct and only reported 1 gig and at the same time refused to ever charge properly or report correct battery of the laptop. I also had over 2 gigs of updates it was trying to download and I simply screamed at it and told it goodbye forever…

Thus, I put back the original operating system, Windows 8.1 and it is acting very civilized and proper now. The machine is designed for 8.1 and that is what I will stay with. I am installing updates one at a time through Belarc and will not allow it to try to update to Windows 10 again and or even download the Windows 10 update of more than 3 gigs of data…

Damn you Microsoft! This has made me leery of them and I have deleted my account to help with testing beta software. I have reached the point of no return for Windows and will start back gathering my Linux past and reinstating a Linux Desktop in the future…

Windows 10 will not be in my future and support for Windows 7 and 8 will be gone before you know it…

There, now I am happier again! And yes I really tried, I know what I am doing and I really really tried to make it work. It simply did not want to play fair and that is the future of Windows OS…

All for itself and nothing for you but eye candy and clouds…

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Time to leave and get other things done. But I leave you with two images that I took yesterday in a lake bed. Looks like someone broke down many years ago and repaired a bulldozer(?), parts all over the lake bed and I have shown other parts in the past. I find it interesting what can be discovered when you walk a lake bed that is dry…

Have a nice day…

Kyle Keeton
Windows to Russia (WtR)