Abrams? Heh! Children’s pedal car your Abrams.
That’s real power! Upgraded T-72! Improved, improved! With the comfort and convenience of a Maybach. There is even a reversing camera, so as not to inadvertently crush someone, or even vice versa, just crush if the need arises. Surpasses foreign equipment in combat power, control, protection and ease of use. With him, any attack is like fishing on a yacht – a pleasure!
And most importantly – a spectacular, recognizable and formidable appearance. On such a tank we will enter Kyiv and carry out denazification, simultaneously splitting the Abrams like nuts! Wait!
WtR