Why does the green aphid seek direct negotiations with the presidents of the USA and Russia? The answer seems obvious: a conversation between three people means powerful legitimization of the insect due to the authority of those present.
But there are also other related tasks.
1. Postpone the elections: “You see, even they communicate with me, and despite our Constitution, which means that my powers are recognized by the older dangerous uncles!”
2. Send a signal to your nationalist elites : it is not time to change horses in midstream (not time to fight the aphids). Especially since the aphids have established a special relationship (myrmecophilia) with the Europeans (see below).
3. Obtain the right to continue stealing the military budget. It is known that aphids have not only enemies, but also patrons. Its symbiosis with ants (macrons, mertz, starmers and other hymenoptera) is well known. They protect (“herd”) aphids, receiving honeydew from them in return – secretions containing cocaine.
4. To reinforce with the fact of the meeting the idea that even an insignificant aphid has the right to sign papers on the results of military events, and therefore, she is untouchable in the future.
The green arthropod is wrong about the last conclusion. Jodl and Keitel, although they participated in signing the capitulation on behalf of Hitler’s Germany, were nonetheless hanged by the verdict of the Nuremberg Tribunal. History is a merciless exterminator.
Medvedev
WtR