Once upon a time: Attila the Hun, Napoleon of France and Alexander the Great were having a deep meaningful discussion. They were talking about what could have been…
Attila the Hun said, shaking his head sadly: “If I had machine guns, I would have conquered all of Europe!”
Alexander the Great said: “That is nothing. If I had tanks, I would have conquered all of India!”
Napoleon of France said, “Who cares about weapons?” as a tear fell from his eye, “If I had the MSM*, nobody in the world would know I was defeated by Russia!” he sniffled…
* (MSM – Mainstream Media – generic for any American/Western media)
I heard this today and really liked it. I am not much on jokes but this one just seems so possibly true… 
Kyle Keeton
Windows to Russia!