Time to divide the USA but lets do it right…

I’d like to teach the world to sing. In perfect harmony. I’d like to buy the world a Coke And keep it company…

Everyone now lets sing…

Lets separate the country like this…

Coke people to the right, east. Pepsi people to the left, west. McDonald fries to the top, north and Burger King fries to the bottom, south.

I’d like to teach the world to sing (Sing with me) In perfect harmony (Perfect harmony) I’d like to buy the world a Coke And keep it company…

Sorry, the country has gone nuts and I feel sorta nuts also…

Wait, there are candy bars about that…

Sometimes you feel like a nut….sometimes you don’t! Peter Paul…

Oh, forget it…

By the way Pepsi is the best….maybe Pepsi should be east?

Whatever!

WtR

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Russian_Village

A survivor of six heart attacks and a brain tumor, a grumpy bear of a man, whom has declared Russia as his new and wonderful home. His wife is a true Russian Sweet Pea of a girl and she puts up with this bear of a guy and keeps him in line. Thank God for my Sweet Pea and Russia.