Going to the bathroom is a sensitive subject to some people, but….when you have to go in the wilds. It can be a whole bunch more sensitive. Like mosquitoes and your private parts. Ouch…
I feel sorry for women, they do not have the advantage that men have to just urinate. Kinda a scary thought, to have to expose everything private, just to urinate. For I am here to tell you that a mosquito is waiting just for such a thing to happen. At ground level, the mosquitoes are thick. It is one thing to stop the face attacks, cover up the arms and legs, but while doing the call of nature, life can get interesting. I just was swarmed and all I had to do was simply pee…
Still got bit and not in a good spot. Grouchy is the word for today… 😉
But hey, all in a normal day! Right?
But to be a woman and deal with these blood sucking demons from hell. Has to be rough…
I have to spray the outhouse just to do what is needed and that just verily holds them back. I found some heavy duty OFF spray. It fogs the area and works fantastic. But as always, one mosquito seems to have a gas mask and she can get through anything. I think even a nuke attack. Now before you scream about me saying “she,” the female mosquito is the demon of the group. The males eat plant sap, live a short life and just want sex…. Typical male…
Besides spaying your private parts with bug spray, just may not be a wise thing to do. Then again, a rabid female mosquito desiring to gather blood and have baby mosquitoes, is not exactly a wise thing either, when it involves your private parts…
Too much rain, too many puddles in the fields and too many mosquitoes. Anyone have a shotgun?
WtR