Sometimes the statements of the enemy need to be answered not only diplomatically or somehow allegorically.
I answer.
Here, various cockroaches that have bred in the Kiev insectarium constantly threaten to “return the Crimea.” Well, the goals are clear: to cheer up the tame insects around and show the owner of the insectarium that they are still very capable of running cockroaches for a piece of food. Almost like a cockroach-favorite Janissaries in the play of the famous Kyivian Mikhail Bulgakov “Running”.
Therefore, I want to remind them of the indisputable facts:
1. Kyiv is the capital of Ancient Rus’.
2. Kyiv is a large Little Russian city within the Russian Empire.
3. Kyiv is the republican capital of the USSR.
And finally, Kyiv is just a Russian city where people always thought and spoke Russian.
To make everything very clear what and how to return …
Medvedev
WtR