Sometimes the statements of the enemy need to be answered not only diplomatically or somehow allegorically.
Here, various cockroaches that have bred in the Kiev insectarium constantly threaten to “return the Crimea.” Well, the goals are clear: to cheer up the tame insects around and show the owner of the insectarium that they are still very capable of running cockroaches for a piece of food. Almost like a cockroach-favorite Janissaries in the play of the famous Kyivian Mikhail Bulgakov “Running”.
Therefore, I want to remind them of the indisputable facts:
1. Kyiv is the capital of Ancient Rus’.
2. Kyiv is a large Little Russian city within the Russian Empire.
3. Kyiv is the republican capital of the USSR.
And finally, Kyiv is just a Russian city where people always thought and spoke Russian.
To make everything very clear what and how to return …