Russian News: July 15th, 2008!

RBC, 15.07.2008, Moscow 13:25:08.Russian President Dmitry Medvedev has approved a concept for Russia’s foreign policy, the Russian leader’s press office reported today. The official text of the document will be published in on the President’s website in the nearest future.

RBC, 15.07.2008, London 11:39:34.Evraz Group’s quarterly steel production grew 12.6 percent, from 4.164m tonnes in the second quarter of 2007 to 4.69m tonnes in Q2 2008, the Russian steel and mining company said in a press release today. Pig iron production increased 13.8 percent from 3.188m tonnes to 3.628m tonnes, and rolled products output rose 18.2 percent from 3.828m tonnes to 4.524m tonnes.

RBC, 15.07.2008, Moscow 11:10:02.Sky Express handled 489,335 passengers in the first half of 2008, a 2.5-times increase from the same period of the previous year, the Russian air carrier’s press office reported today. The flights to St. Petersburg and Kaliningrad were the most popular, accounting for 17 percent and 14.5 percent of the total number of the airline’s passengers, respectively. Passenger traffic surged 2.4 times to roughly 609.568m passenger-kilometers, and cargo traffic soared by a factor of 5.2 to 654,430 tonne-kilometers. The amount of cargo and mail transported by Sky Express increased sixfold to 463.2 tonnes.

RBC, 15.07.2008, Moscow 09:58:54.The Russian state technology corporation will receive government stakes in 228 joint stock companies, 180 federal state unitary enterprises being converted into joint stock companies, and 12 enterprises controlled by Rosoboronexport, all as part of a contribution in kind from the Russian Federation. Therefore, stakes in a total of 420 companies will be transferred to the newly formed state corporation, the Russian President’s press office announced, citing a corresponding provision from a decree signed by President Dmitry Medvedev on Monday.

RBC, 14.07.2008, Moscow 18:52:59.The global financial crisis is not yet over, Deputy Finance Minister Dmitry Pankin told journalists today. He noted that new problems would arise as the crisis deepened. However, the best news, according to Pankin, was that Russia’s financial community had worked out ways of handling the crisis. He said that now it was clear which threats Russia had to face regarding the crisis and that the methods of dealing with these threats had been found.

RBC, 14.07.2008, Moscow 18:26:52.Russia will make efforts to change the approach for determining the stakes of the World Bank’s shareholders, Deputy Finance Minister Dmitry Pankin told today’s press conference on the results of the recent G8 summit. He noted that Russia would seek to make the current approach more reasonable and objective. The Deputy Minister reiterated that amendments to the method of calculating votes and stakes in the IMF’s share capital had already been made. The IMF’s new strategy is to be considered soon, Pankin said, adding that Russia would take an active part in the process. An interesting dialog has started between the Finance Ministries of BRIC (Brazil, Russia, India, and China), Pankin stated, referring to the potential of these countries joining forces to reform the bloc’s old financial institutions. It is even possible that the ministries will come to a conclusion that new institutions must be created, as the old ones cannot respond to new challenges any longer, Pankin pointed out.

RBC, 14.07.2008, Moscow 17:29:46.The Russian military will have to take certain steps to neutralize the effect of the missile shield to be deployed in eastern Europe, Deputy Foreign Ministry Sergei Kislyak said today. He did not specify the measures Russia might take, saying that specialists had yet to make a decision on the matter. Kislyak reiterated that the US had made several proposals to Russia to ensure transparency in the issue of anti-missile shield. However, Kislyak noted that the suggestions had been insufficient to ensure transparency.

RBC, 14.07.2008, London 16:26:28.Total investment in the development of a new Russian short- and mid-range jet MC-21 is estimated at RUB 150bn (approx. USD 6.42bn), President of United Aircraft Corporation (UAC) Alexei Fyodorov said during Farnborough international airspace exhibition. He pointed out that the figure included the cost of engine production, adding that the government was actively supporting the project. Some RUB 90bn (approx. USD 3.85bn) will be allocated for the development and construction of the MC-21 as part of the federal target program.

RBC, 14.07.2008, Moscow 14:58:47.Russia has the highest percentage of smokers in the world, Russian President Dmitry Medvedev said during today’s meeting on the development of healthcare that was held in Klin, a city located in the Moscow region, the Vesti TV channel reported. Medvedev pointed out that 50 percent of Russians smoke and that men account for 65 percent of the country’s smokers.

Russia: Say No To Missiles: Bush

Senator Tells Bush Not to Poke Russia in Eye

from Kommersant

The missile defenses being formed by the United States “are not a defense against Iranian missiles” and the administration of George W. Bush should stop “putting a stick in the Russian eye,” stated chairman of the Senate Armed Forces Committee Carl Levin, a democrat of Michigan. Levin said the CBS television news program Face the Nation that the United States has “put off” Russia away, most particularly with the missile program in Europe. Levin said the world community’s success solving the problem if Iran depends on Russia and the actions of the U.S. do not encourage Russia’s support.

Looks like some people in America are starting to see the light.

Kyle & Svet

comments always welcome.

Svet Sunday: How to get a virus by making subtitles!

Hello,

Today I’ll tell you how we got a virus to our computer.

The First was an idea.. No, the first was a beautiful Soviet Cartoon and my strong wish to publish it at my Svet Sunday. The cartoon was nice and cute and I would recommend it to everybody from very very little kid to their grandparents and even grand grandparents. The name of this cartoon is “Run, Little Stream” and I published it here. All was OK with this cartoon – but it did not have English subtitles… So I decided to correct this situation and to write the subtitles – that would not be too much just about 2-3 phrases. First of all I decided to download this cartoon from one of Russian cartoon collection sites then I would edit this cartoon by putting subtitles and all our readers would enjoy it!

When I got this cartoon (.avi file) I tried to play it – but it just showed first couple frames without sound and than almost stopped. I asked Kyle for help and he’s got some Codecs for me [that was pretty new OS there] but it did not help then somehow we’ve seen two .avi files on our computer and one of them was real cartoon and could be played very well. But soon we noticed that Firefox behaves strange.. and we realized that we have a virus.

Kyle tried to cure this virus but it was impossible! In a little time we could not start any of Operation Systems on our computer. Then we took a decision to format all our hard-drives and install new Operation System from scratch.

Kyle spent hours installing OSes downloading applications and making all settings.Now I use completely new Operation System (One that Kyle has developed himself from open source) very unusual and different, what still needs some works done. But I don’t complain because we have backup (DVD-copy) of our most important files, pictures and videos and I was stunned when Kyle showed me that we even did not loose our bookmarks because he is using Foxmarks.

Why did I write this article? Just to remind to our dear readers: “Please, Remember to do Backups (Save your important Data)!”

As for the cartoon… I decided that it is good and understandable enough even without subtitles. Is it not? 😉

Best wishes for everybody,
Svet

Russia: Tragic End to a Russian Adoptee!

Adopted Russian child dies locked in a car

A two-year-old child adopted from Russia three months ago has died in the U.S. town of Herndon. On Tuesday foster-father Miles Harrison left the child in a car in a car-park for much of the day. With the temperature reaching at least 30 degrees Centigrade, the vehicle became overheated and the boy died.

Harrison was taken to a medical facility in shock and later taken into custody.

On Wednesday he was charged with manslaughter and could face up to ten years in prison. Russiatoday WUSA9 News
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Manslaughter? He left the kid in a hot car…… (for many hours) Said he was just really busy and forgot…….

Sad!

Kyle & Svet

comments always welcome.

Russia: Visa: Part 4, Homestay Visas (Private Visas)!


Hello,

Today is part 4 and the last part of the Russian visas. The Homestay visa or as well known as the Private visa.
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Homestay Visas (Private Visas)

The following documents should be submitted in order to obtain a private visa:

1. A completed visa application form (one per person) available at the Consulate or downloaded from our web-site.

2. A valid passport which should have at least two clear visa pages.

3. One passport-size photo of the applicant which should be stapled to the marked space of the application form.

4. Original letter of invitation.

Your relatives or friends (Russian citizens) should provide you with an official letter of invitation bearing your personal data and registered with a local office of the Russian Interior Ministry.

If you wish to visit your friends or relatives (foreign citizens) currently working or studying in Russia they should obtain an official letter of invitation from the Russian hosting organization (see business visa instructions).

Please note! If for some reason you would like to obtain a double-entry private visa (even if having your official invitation issued as a single-entry) you should submit a more detailed cover letter showing such a necessity.

5. If applying by mail (all visa documents should be sent to 2641 Tunlaw rd. N.W., Washington DC, 20007), you should enclose a completely addressed and stamped return envelope or prepaid waybill, bearing your account number with the postal service (preferably Federal Express) and showing yourself as both shipper and recipient regardless of delivery address.

We do not accept waybills marked ‘bill sender’, ‘bill third party’, bill credit card’ or C.O.D. If you fail to follow the above mentioned requirements, your visa application will not be processed. If the papers are not acceptable for any reason or some documents are missing, we will return them by regular mail. When forwarding your documents to us, please, specify “attention: visa section”. We do not accept documents for international delivery!

If you apply personally, you should get a pick-up slip from the visa officer. You should present this slip to pick up your visa, when it is ready, or refer to its number to check out the status of the application.

6. A money order or cashier’s check payable to the Russian Embassy for visa processing. Please, note that we do not accept cash or any other checks. The visa processing fees are:

ATTENTION!

As of January 1, 2008 the U.S. State Department raises the fee for American visa from 100 USD to 131 USD.

On the basis of reciprocity the fee for Russian visa (standard processing time 6-10 business days) is also raised to 131 USD, effective from January 14, 2008. The fees for expedited visa processing will however remain unchanged.

For single entry visas are:
$131 for 6-10 business days processing;
$150 for 3-5 business days processing;
$200 for next business day processing or two business days processing;
$300 for same day processing;
For double entry visas are:
$131 for 6-10 business days processing;
$200 for 3-5 business days processing;
$250 for next business day processing or two business days processing;
$350 for same day processing;

Visa processing fee is not refundable

Please, note, that drop off day is not counted as business day!

ATTENTION FOR EU CITIZENS

IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE VISA AGREEMENT SIGNED BY THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION AND THE EUROPEAN UNIION CITIZENS OF ALL EU COUNTRIES EXCEPT DENMARK, IRELAND AND GREAT BRITAIN ARE WELCOME TO SUBMIT THE FOLLOWING FEES FOR PROCESSING OF ALL TYPES OF VISAS TO RUSSIA

6-10 BUSINESS DAYS – 50 USD

1-3 BUSINESS DAYS – 100 USD

When having received your visa please check it for mistakes (passport number, date of birth, validity) and, if necessary, return it to the Consulate for corrections.

The Consulate will not be responsible for any mistakes in the visas, which were not brought to our attention prior to your departure from the USA.

Please, note that visas cannot be changed or extended. If your travel plans changed after the visa issuance you have to reapply for a new one.

Any visa applicant may be interviewed by a consular officer if necessary.

Processing time, requirements and fees are subject to change without notice.

If you need more information please call us at (202)939-8907,8918, 8913 and 8911 Monday-Friday from 9 a.m. till 12.30 .p.m. and from 2.30. p.m. till 6 p.m.

Visa applications are accepted Monday-Friday from 9 a.m. till 12.15 p.m. ONLY
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Once again you must contact your embassy to find out changes and new rules. This applies only for American visas.

The Homestay visa is a difficult visa to get, if not only in the fact that the person in Russia has to do all the work and it is not fun.

Link to Visa Part 1

Link to Visa Part 2

Link to Visa part 3

http://www.russianembassy.org/
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This is the list of Russian Embassy in America!


Address: 2641 Tunlaw Road, N.W.
Washington, D.C. 20007
Telephone: (202) 939-8907, 939-8913, 939-8918, 939-8911 (Monday-Friday 9:00 a.m. – 12.30 p.m. and 2:30 p.m.- 6:00 p.m.)
Fax: (202) 483-7579
Office hours: Monday – Friday 9:00 a.m.-12:30 p.m. and 2:30 p.m.-6:00 p.m.
Open to public: Monday – Friday 9:00 a.m.-12:30 p.m.
Head of the Consular Division: Sergey K. Ovsyannikov
Jurisdiction: Delaware, District of Columbia, Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, Maryland, Michigan, Ohio, North Carolina, Tennessee, South Carolina, Virginia and West Virginia.


Address: 9 East 91 Street, New York, NY 10128
Telephone: (212) 348-0926 Fax: (212) 831-9162
Office hours: Monday – Friday 9:00 a.m.-12:30 p.m. and 2:30 p.m.-5:00 p.m.
Open to public: Monday – Friday 9:00 a.m.-12:30 p.m.
Consul General: Sergey V. Garmonin
Jurisdiction: Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New Hampshire, New York, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and Vermont.


Address: 2790 Green Street
San-Francisco, CA 94123
Telephone: (415) 928-6878 , (415) 202-9800
Fax: (415) 929-0306
Office hours: Monday – Friday 9:00 a.m.-12:00 p.m. and 2:30 p.m.-5:30 p.m.
Open to public: Visa Desk : Monday – Friday 9:00 a.m.-12:00 p.m.
Passport&Legal Deck: Monday – Friday 2:00 p.m.-5:00 p.m.
Consul General: Victor N. Lizun
Jurisdiction: Arizona, California, Colorado, Hawaii, Nevada, New Mexico, Oregon and Utah.


Address: 2323 Westin Building, 2001 6th Ave.
Seattle, WA 98121
Telephone: (206) 728-1910
Fax: (206) 728-1871
Office hours: Monday – Friday 9:00 a.m.-12:30 p.m. and 2:00 p.m.-5:30 p.m.
Open to public: Visa Desk : Monday – Friday 2:00 p.m.-4:45 p.m.
Passport&Legal Deck: Monday – Friday 9:00 a.m.-12:00 p.m.
Consul General: Vladimir I. Volnov
Jurisdiction: Alaska, Idaho, Iowa, Minnesota, Montana, Nebraska, North Dakota, South Dakota, Washington, Wisconsin and Wyoming.


Address: 1333 West Loop South, Ste.1300,
Houston, TX 77027.
Telephone: (713) 337-3300
Fax: (713) 337-3305
Office hours: Monday – Frid. 9:00 – 12:30; 14:30 – 18:00
Consul General: Nikolay V. Sofinskiy
Jurisdiction: Alabama, Arkansas, Kansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Texas.

Kyle & Svet

PS: Hope all this helps.

comments always welcome.

Russia: Visa: Part 3, Transit Visa!

Hello,

Today part 3 of Visa is the Transit visa. This is a short term visa that allows you to travel through a country within a certain time frame. Usually a matter of 3 days.
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Transit Visas

To obtain a transit visa the following documents should be submitted to the CONSULAR SECTION (CONSULATE):

1. A completed visa application form (one per person) available at the Consulate.

2. A valid passport which should have at least one clear visa pages.

3. One passport size photo of the applicant which should be stapled to the marked space of the application form.

4. A copy of the visa of the country you are going to and/or from if needed.

5. Copies of your airline tickets.

6. A cover letter specifying itinerary, enter and departure dates of your transit.

7. If applying by mail (all visa documents should be sent to 2641 Tunlaw rd. N.W., Washington DC, 20007), you should enclose a completely addressed and stamped return envelope or prepaid waybill, bearing your account number with the postal service (preferably Federal Express) and showing yourself as both shipper and recipient regardless of delivery address.

We do not accept waybills marked ‘bill sender’, ‘bill third party’, bill credit card’ or C.O.D. If you fail to follow the above mentioned requirements, your visa application will not be processed. If the papers are not acceptable for any reason or some documents are missing, we will return them by regular mail. When forwarding your documents to us, please, specify “attention: visa section”. We do not accept documents for international delivery!

If you apply personally, you should get a pick-up slip from the visa officer. You should present this slip to pick up your visa, when it is ready, or refer to its number to check out the status of the application.

8. A money order or cashier’s check payable to the Russian Embassy for visa processing. Please, note that we do not accept cash or any other checks. The visa processing fees are:

ATTENTION!

As of January 1, 2008 the U.S. State Department raises the fee for American visa from 100 USD to 131 USD.

On the basis of reciprocity the fee for Russian visa (standard processing time 6-10 business days) is also raised to 131 USD, effective from January 14, 2008. The fees for expedited visa processing will however remain unchanged.

For single entry visas are:
$131 for 6-10 business days processing;
$150 for 3-5 business days processing;
$200 for next business day processing or two business days processing;
$300 for same day processing;
For double entry visas are:
$131 for 6-10 business days processing;
$200 for 3-5 business days processing;
$250 for next business day processing or two business days processing;
$350 for same day processing;

Visa processing fee is not refundable

Please, note, that drop off day is not counted as business day!

ATTENTION FOR EU CITIZENS

IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE VISA AGREEMENT SIGNED BY THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION AND THE EUROPEAN UNIION CITIZENS OF ALL EU COUNTRIES EXCEPT DENMARK, IRELAND AND GREAT BRITAIN ARE WELCOME TO SUBMIT THE FOLLOWING FEES FOR PROCESSING OF ALL TYPES OF VISAS TO RUSSIA

6-10 BUSINESS DAYS – 50 USD

1-3 BUSINESS DAYS – 100 USD

You can download and print out an application for an entry visa right now as an Microsoft Winword document.

The Russian transit visa is valid only for 3 calendar days.

Any applicant may be interviewed by a consular officer if necessary.

When having received your visa please check it for mistakes (passport number, date of birth, validity) and, if necessary, return it to the Consulate for corrections.

The Consulate will not be responsible for any mistakes in the visas, which were not brought to our attention prior to your departure from the USA.

Please, note that visas cannot be changed or extended. If your travel plans changed after the visa issuance you have to reapply for a new one.

Any visa applicant may be interviewed by a consular officer if necessary.

Processing time, requirements and fees are subject to change without notice.

If you need more information please call us at (202)939-8907,8918, 8913 and 8911 Monday-Friday from 9 a.m. till 12.30 .p.m. and from 2.30. p.m. till 6 p.m.

Visa applications are accepted Monday-Friday from 9 a.m. till 12.15 p.m. ONLY
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3 days to travel across Russia, unless you are flying it would be hard to do. 🙂

Russia: Visa: Part 1, Business Visa!
Russia: Visa: Part 2, Tourist Visa!
http://www.russianembassy.org/

next Homestay visa!

Kyle & Svet

comments always welcome.

Russia: Missile Issue is Serious!

Hello,

The issue of Missile Interceptors is going to blow up in America’s face! Russia has a lot more firepower behind the scene then the USA lets out into their reports about Russia……

“”After the G8 meeting, Dmitry Medvedev expressed his disappointment that the USA hasn’t listened to Moscow which claimed that the elements of the American AMD located closely to the Russian border reduce drastically the country’s security. “We won’t get hysterical about the matter, rather, we’ll think over relevant steps,” the President stated.(L)

Russia harbors no doubts about its ability to secure the country in the context of deploying components of the U.S. missile defense shield in Europe, “At all events, don’t be anxious, our security will be safeguarded. We will be certainly enhancing the security of our state no matter how the situation will develop,” Russia’s Deputy Foreign Minister Sergei Kislyak told reporters Thursday. (L)

In the mean time, the perspective is: Washington may station in Poland short/mid-range ballistic missiles under the guise of interceptors, said Alexander Pikaev, head of the disarmament and conflict settlement department at Russia’s Science Academy, RIA Novosti reported.

The United States intends to station ten interceptors in Poland and a radar station in the Czech Republic under the pretext of opposing potential threat of Iran. Russia is concerned about too close location of these facilities to its borders, fearing they would undermine the national security.

“Apart from the U.S. statements, there are no other ways to check whether these are the interceptors with non-nuclear weapons,” Pikaev said in the interview with RIA Novosti. “On the face of it, these missiles very much resemble the ballistic missiles of mid-/short range,” the expert pointed out.

“There is no complete guarantee that the matter at stake is exactly counter-missiles, not the ballistic missiles of ground-to-ground type,” Pikaev went on.

According to Pikaev, if the RF officers are denied the access to facilities of the U.S. missile defense shield in Europe, Russia won’t be able to check what missiles Poland has in the launching tubes.

“Therefore, the military will have to take into consideration the worst scenario, whereby ballistic missiles with very short time of arrival will be stationed there,” the expert said, adding that the implementation of the U.S. plans will make Russia’s combat and technical response inevitable.

“The missile defense system is the lawful target for nuclear forces. The Moscow system of air defense has been certainly added to the target list of American strategic forces,” he said.(L)“”

To all who listen to the games being played over Ballistic Missiles, do not believe but half of what you hear! No one tells the truth about Nuclear Missiles! (especially the USA)…….

Right now the United States is putting Europe in Hot water over these missiles. Russia will target any and all of Europe. I have said before Russia is stronger than the USA understands.

Why can’t we be friends?

Kyle & Svet

comments always welcome.

Russia: Moscow Has requested A Response To Accusations About Litvinenko Murder!

Hello,

I have kept you abreast of this situation between Russia & Britain. So while I was drinking my morning cup of coffee, I was thinking about what Russia has requested….
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Moscow is waiting for an official response from Britain regarding allegations that the Russian state was involved in the 2006 killing of former Russian security officer Aleksandr Litvinenko. The claims emerged on a BBC program on Monday. British Intelligence sources told journalists that the murder was carried out with the backing of the Russian state.

Russia’s ambassador to the U.K., Yury Fedotov, said Moscow wants the British government to either dismiss these allegations or confirm them. He also denied claims by the British press that nearly 30 representatives of the Russian Embassy in London are spies.

Aleksandr Litvinenko died of radioactive poisoning in London in November 2006, three weeks after suddenly falling ill. British investigators accused Russian agent-turned-businessman Andrey Lugovoy over the murder and demanded his extradition from Russia, sparking a major diplomatic row. (Link: Russiatoday)
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I keep saying, Britain accuses but no evidence, So far they have not responded to Russia on almost all Russia’s requests. I do not think that they will responded to this one either.

I hope that I am wrong but the longer they ignore, the wilder the stories get…..

http://kylekeeton.com/2008/06/russia-was-polonium-210-used-as-weapon.html
http://kylekeeton.com/2008/05/russia-says-lets-work-together-on.html
http://kylekeeton.com/2008/03/russia-spy-vs-spy.html
http://kylekeeton.com/2008/03/could-litvinenko-have-poison-himself.html
http://kylekeeton.com/2008/01/no-one-knows-who-killed-alexander.html
http://kylekeeton.com/2007/07/russia-united-kingdom.html

These are some of the articles that we have posted on the Aleksandr Litvinenko subject!

Kyle & Svet

comments always welcome.

Stories from Soviet Childhood: MISHKA’S PORRIDGE (2)

Hello,

As you remember on Wednesdays we publish Stories from Soviet Childhood – my generation was brought up reading the stories, and generation of our parents was brought up on them and we tried to bring up our children by reading them good children book. Today we are finishing a story by Nikolay Nosov “Mishka’s Porridge”. If you did not read the first part please click at the little picture. To the right —->

MISHKA’S PORRIDGE
(Part 2)

Mishka [a boy’s name] took matches, tied a rope round the handle of the pail and went off to the well. In a few minutes he was back.

“Where’s the water?” I asked him. .
“Water? Out there in the well.”
“Don’t be silly. What’ve you done with the pail?”
“The pail? That’s in the well too.”
“In the well?”
“That’s right.”
“You mean you dropped it?”
“That’s right.”
“Oh, you silly donkey! We’ll starve to death this way. How are we going to get water now?”
“We can use the kettle.”
I took the kettle. “Give me the rope.”
“I haven’t got it.”
“Where is it?”
“Down there.”
“Down where?”
“In the well.”
“So you dropped the pail along with the rope?”
“That’s right.”

We started hunting for another piece of rope, but we couldn’t find any.
“I’ll go and ask the neighbors,” said Mishka.
“You can’t,” I said. “Look at the time. Everyone’s gone to bed long ago.”
As luck would have it, I felt awfully thirsty. I was simply dying for a drink.

Mishka said: “It’s always like that. When there’s no water you always feel thirsty. That’s why people always get thirsty in the desert —because there’s no water in the desert.”
“Never mind about deserts,” I said. “You go and find some rope.”
“Where shall I find it? I’ve looked everywhere. Let’s use the fishing-line.”
“Is it strong enough?”
“I think so.”
“What if it isn’t?”
“If it isn’t, it’ll break.”
We unwound the fishing-line, tied it to the kettle and went out to the well. I lowered the kettle into the well and filled it with water. The line was as taut as a violin string.
“It’s going to snap,” I said. “You watch.”
“Perhaps it’ll hold if we lift it very, very carefully,” said Mishka.
I raised it as carefully as I could. I had just got it above the water when there was a splash, and the kettle was gone.
“Did it break?” said Mishka. . “Of course it did. How are we going to get water now?”
“Let’s try the samovar,” said Mishka.
“No. We might as well throw the samovar straight into the well. Less trouble. Besides, we haven’t any more rope.”
“All right then, use the pot.”
“We haven’t so many pots to throw away,” I said.
“Well, then, try a tumbler.”
“Do you want to spend the rest of the night scooping up water by the tumblerful?”
“But what are we going to do? We’ve got to finish cooking the porridge. Besides, I’m terribly thirsty.”
“Let’s try the tin mug,” I said. “It’s a little bigger than a tumbler anyway.”

We went back to the house, tied the fishing-line to the mug so that it wouldn’t overturn and went back to the well. After we had drunk our fill of water Mishka said:
“That’s what always happens—when you’re thirsty you think you could drink up the sea, but when you begin drinking you find one mugful is plenty. That’s because people are naturally greedy.”

“Stop jabbering and bring the pot out here. We can fill it with water straight from the well. It will save us running back and forth a dozen times.”
Mishka brought the pot and stood it right at the edge of the well. I very nearly knocked it off with my elbow.

“Silly donkey,” I said. “What’s the idea of putting it right under my elbow? Hold on to it and keep as far from the well as you can, or you’ll send it flying into the water.”

Mishka took the pot and moved away from the well. I filled it up and we went back to the house. By this time our porridge was quite cold and the fire had gone out. We got it going again and put the pot back on the stove to cook. After a long time it started to boil, thickened gradually and made plopping noises.

“Hear that?” said Mishka. “We’re going to have some wonderful porridge soon.”
I took a little on a spoon and tasted it. It was awful! It had a nasty bitter burnt taste, and we had forgotten to salt it. Mishka tasted it too and spat it out at once.
“No,” he said. “I’d rather die of hunger than eat such stuff.”
“You would certainly die if you did eat it,” I said.
“But what shall we do?”
“I don’t know.”
“Donkeys!” cried Mishka. “We’ve forgotten the fish.”
“We’re not going to start bothering with fish at this time of night. It will be morning soon.”
“We won’t boil them, we’ll fry them. They’ll be ready in a minute, you’ll see.”
“Oh, all right,” I said. “But if it’s going to take as long as the porridge, count me out.”
“It’ll be ready in five minutes, you’ll see.”

Mishka cleaned the fish and put them on the frying-pan. The pan got hot and the fish stuck to the bottom. He tried to pull them off and made quite a mess of them.

I said: “Whoever tried frying fish without butter?”
Mishka got a bottle of vegetable oil and poured some on to the pan and put it into the stove straight on the coals so it should cook faster. The oil spluttered and crackled and suddenly it caught fire. Mishka snatched up the frying-pan and I wanted to pour water on it, but there wasn’t a drop of water in the house, so it burned and burned until all the oil had burned out. The room was full of smoke and all that was left of the fish were a few burned coals.

“Well,” said Mishka, “what are we going to fry now?”
“No more frying. Besides spoiling good food you’re liable to burn the house down. You’ve done enough cooking for one day!”
“But what shall we eat?

We tried chewing raw meal but it wasn’t much fun. We tried a raw onion, but it was bitter. We tried vegetable oil and nearly made ourselves sick. Finally we found the jam pot, licked it clean and went to bed. It was very late by then.

We woke up in the morning as hungry as wolves. Mishka wanted to cook some porridge, but when I saw him get out the meal I got cold all over.

“Don’t you dare,” I said. “I’ll go to Aunt Natasha, our landlady, and ask her to cook some porridge for us.”

We went to Aunt Natasha and told her all about it and promised to weed her garden for her if she would cook some porridge for us. She took pity on us and gave us some milk and cabbage pie while she cooked our porridge. And we ate and ate as if we couldn’t stop. Aunt Natasha’s little boy Vovka stood watching with his eyes popping out.

At last we had had enough. Aunt Natasha gave us a hook and some rope and we went to fish the pail and the kettle out of the well. It took us a long time before we finally managed to pull them up. But luckily nothing got lost. After that, Mishka and I and little Vovka weeded Aunt Natasha’s garden.

Mishka said: “Weeding is nothing. Anybody can do it. It’s easy. Much easier than cooking porridge, anyway.”

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Best wishes and next Wednesday we will read next story!

Svet

comments always welcome

Russia: Czech Sold Their Soul Today! (USA Bought It!)

Hello,

I was drinking my morning cup of coffee & saw that Czech decided to sign away its soul to the USA…..
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The Czech authorities calmly signed the agreement although 75% of their people protested it. Poland has not signed a similar agreement to host interceptor missiles only because the sides are still haggling over the price, disregarding the opinion of ordinary Poles.

Europe continues to preach democracy to Russia, although its own democracy is badly in need of repair. When European voters rejected the common constitution, the EU leaders overruled their decision by approving a Reform Treaty, essentially an abridged form of the constitution under a different name.

In short, the implications are bad for everyone, for the United States as the mainstay of democracy, for Europe, and for democracy itself, as well as for Russia, which is only trying to develop democracy. (Link: RIA)
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I myself consider this a bad omen for the world at large. Everyone is to busy playing in everyone else’s backyards, when they need to go clean up their homes first…..

Kyle & Svet

comments always welcome.